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    Bengalelf got a reaction from jojobaz in Quote of the Week from my gaming group...   
    Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group...
     
    From my Saturday Champions Game, Defenders of the Millennium...
     
    The heroes were stopping a bank robbery. We had a new player last night, since he hasn't had time to create a character, I let him run Ironclad from the Champions.
     
    Ironclad and Silverhawk, a Native American Archer with gadget arrows, enter the bank. Ironclad charges Cateran and engages her in combat, while Quicksilver fires a sight flash arrow at her. The power is 10d6 flash, area effect. As the arrow left the bow, Quicksilver said..
    "Oh S###, Cover your eyes Ironclad!"
    Ironclad turned just in time to see the bright light.....
     
    Ironclad then said, "Thanks for the warning, jerk"
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    Bengalelf got a reaction from Manic Typist in Quote of the Week from my gaming group...   
    Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group...
     
    From our Tueday night Deadlands game....
     
    I play a gunslinger named Stone, with a hankin for cigars
    My wife plays a huckster named Liliy
    Erine plays a mad scientist named Eon
    Roger plays a gunsmith named Colin
     
    We just beat the bad guys, took over their ranch....while searching the barn we found 4 large bags of gold nuggets......
    Stone "I guess we should tell the local sherrif what happened here and that we found these three bags of gold."
    Colin "Don't you mean two bag?"
    Eon "Bags? All I see is four nuggets."
     
    Earlier that evening...
    Stone "This isn't Champions, we can kill the bad guys!"
     
    Colin "When in doubt burn something."
    Colin "My name is Colin! Not Colon."
     
    This isn't really a quote, but it was funny...While searching the gold mine. We brought no light source, but found a oil filled latern at the opening of the mine.
     
    I tried to make a spark with two rocks, then realized I had a box of matches, so I took one out.
    Eon said, "Why don't you light it with that cigar in your mouth?"
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    Bengalelf got a reaction from James Gillen in Quote of the Week from my gaming group...   
    Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group...
     
    From our Tueday night Deadlands game....
     
    I play a gunslinger named Stone, with a hankin for cigars
    My wife plays a huckster named Liliy
    Erine plays a mad scientist named Eon
    Roger plays a gunsmith named Colin
     
    We just beat the bad guys, took over their ranch....while searching the barn we found 4 large bags of gold nuggets......
    Stone "I guess we should tell the local sherrif what happened here and that we found these three bags of gold."
    Colin "Don't you mean two bag?"
    Eon "Bags? All I see is four nuggets."
     
    Earlier that evening...
    Stone "This isn't Champions, we can kill the bad guys!"
     
    Colin "When in doubt burn something."
    Colin "My name is Colin! Not Colon."
     
    This isn't really a quote, but it was funny...While searching the gold mine. We brought no light source, but found a oil filled latern at the opening of the mine.
     
    I tried to make a spark with two rocks, then realized I had a box of matches, so I took one out.
    Eon said, "Why don't you light it with that cigar in your mouth?"
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    Bengalelf reacted to input.jack in Quote of the Week from my gaming group...   
    Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group...
     
    PLEASE lets have one thread that doesnt go political!
     
    Okay, so a few years ago, some friends and I are playing a D&D game. (The Gm was intimidated by HERO. We tried to get him to run it, We really did. But anyway)...
     
    The character group is being led by a Paladin. She was fairly new to the Order, as we were all fairly low level (Third, I think).
     
    As we ride down a winding road, just after sundown but before it was completely dark, the GM tells us that we begin to notice that the trees around us have black, wet-looking bark, and that mounds of damp rotting leaves coat the ground. We press on, and the GM tells us that in the growing darkness, the trees begin to look more and more menacing, and that there is a wind rustling through the leaves.
     
    Good description work, really.
     
    And then the GM turns to the Player of the Paladin and says, "So....when do you use Detect Evil?"
     
    The Player (my friend Tom, who is kind of like a cat personified) gives the GM a rather cold look, pauses, and then says"...When I tell you I use it. And certainly not now!"
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    Bengalelf got a reaction from Terrapin in Quote of the Week from my gaming group...   
    Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group...
     
    From My Saturday Night Champions game.....
    We just finished Sharper than a Serpent’s Tooth. The module where COIL turns normals into snake men. The heroes have found the cure and MCPD are begining to admisiter it via traq guns....
    Charle Cho, an out of time oriental martial artists asks:
     
    "How long can we use the excuse he looked like a snake man before the authorties get suspicious?"
     
    The cure was given to Dr. Silverback and Professor Genesis, a 90 year old cantankerous scientist, who has a rivalry with Silverback. He is also Ken's first character before Charlie Cho. Now he is a NPC
     
    "Professor Genesis working with Silverback. That is a poop fight waiting to happen. Couldn't you see it. Silverback refuses to follow Genesis's advice."
    Ken as Professor Genesis, in his best 90 year old voice "Why you stupid primate, here let me try something you understand." The Professor throws his own poop at Silverback. This sends the Dr. Silverback back to his primitive instincts. The two engage in a poop-flinging fight.
    When PRIMUS comes to ask about the cure...Dr. Silverback points at Professor Genesis and says;
    "He started it"
     
     
     
    Later that same night we started the next adventure...
    The hereos are to search Memorial PArk for a jogger killer. They stumble upon a sleeping Grond.
    Charlie offers him Micky-Ds, when that runs out he goes to the park's clubhouse and cooks Grond a breafast. Grond has a big appetite.
    Charlie Cho to GM:
     
    "I spend a half phase scrambling eggs, hold a dodge. I do this until the eggs are cooked."
     
    After figuring out that Menagerie was behind the Memorial Park murders and traking her down. The heroes set up an abuse.
     
    Silver Avenger Clark yells;
    "Menagerie, you are surrounded. Surrender and come peacefully!"
     
    Menagerie says:
    "Who is this Menagerie?" She tries to sneak away.
     
    Silver Avenger Clark says:
    "Screw it! We fullfilled “Screw it, we fulfilled PRIMUS’s requirements.â€, as his Ego Blast hits her.
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    Bengalelf got a reaction from Kirby in Quote of the Week from my gaming group...   
    Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group...
     
    My Saturday Super hero game just started over this week. The players all brought me new characters. Chris, one of the players in my group brought me a Paraplegic shrinker.
    I think I took the best quote, when I ask
    "How does you character (The paraplegic) use his Martial Arts?"
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