Re: WWYCD: Ignorance is Bliss
Tensor would freak.
Especially the gay stuff.
Especially the gay stuff using his superstretching powers.
Especially the gay stuff using his superstretching powers with /Nighthunter when he was his sidekick, Elastic Lad.
Most especially the true stuff using his superstretching powers on Nighthunter. (Come on, Dan didn't have his body armor. WWYCD)
Lorecraft would be amused and gratified for a moment or two by the display of devotion; but, then the presumptuousness of the enterprise would hit him. Being the sybaritic exiled god-king that he is, wanton displays of flesh, pairings with his beautiful female companions, even an outside-the-realm-of-possibility tryst with cyborg Major Mason wouldn't phase him in the least. However, the evident lack of respect of doing this without his permission would set his jaw. Then, if he finds some demeaning depictions (dogcollars, spanking, etc.), the webmasters get a new Hunted. Corland would throw lots of money at the problem of finding each and everyone of them. Depending on how properly obsequious they are when he personally demands they stop what they are doing, he might let them go with only a warning. Truly, if they really make an effort, he might throw them some patronage (with certain guidelines of course). If they refuse or proclaim some sort of right to keep on doing this, he wouldn't hesitate before unleashing all sorts of twisted psychic surgery (ie, when a reporter on the payroll of a criminal organization started a smear campaign against him and his companions, he rewired her speech centers to switch a worthy Anglo-saxon four-letter with the reporter's last name.)