Balabanto

I've run this. But I've never played it. It's fantastic.
 
An obscure company called Atlas Games published a Champions adventure called Blood Fury. It is genius. Look it up.

Tonight, I ran an adventure titled "The Secret Origin of Mechanon" because I'm not a fan of the one in Book of the Machine and my world has a weird history, but it's not Champions without Mechanon. Some very special quotes are below. Due to a character named El Caminante creating a Klein Bottle in a temporal echo zone, my entire game almost became "Mechanon and the Mecha Men."
 
Basically, Mechanon was "created" when an American satellite named the N1-MK1 crashed in Africa after falling through a radiation belt. The "camera" and recording apparatus/computer was the source of Mechanon's origin. However, this created a quantum "echo" that wouldn't appear until present day. In 1957, the Americans and Russians sent superteams to retrieve the key data from the satellite. The Americans retrieved what they believed was the key information, but one of the russians secretly palmed the operational (irradiated) core and brought it back to Russia. He didn't even tell his fellow team members. Over time, mechanon built itself and began it's plans.
 
So the Quantum echo occurs. The russians go to investigate. The PC's team hears of the echo and goes to investigate. Well...Mechanon, sensing a familiar signal without really understanding it, shows up.
 
So they fiddle around with the Quantum echo for a while and accidentally displace themselves a couple times, only El Caminante decides to use his MOBIUS FIELD power to teleport inside the Quantum Echo. Well, he successfully reached the center. Unfortunately, all he got out before Mechanon shot him in the face and kayoed him in a single shot was "Mechanon! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
 
So the Russians and the PC's (after a brief explanation) fight Mechanon. And Mechanon isn't just winning. He's demolishing them. So El Caminante decides to put Mechanon in a Klein Bottle. (Yes. Inside the Quantum Echo. Clearly this is a great idea!)
 
Augenblick: DON'T DO IT! OOC: Do you really want to be the subject of the "I can't believe my players did this really stupid thing last night story?"
 
Me: OOC: No, this is more like you saying the same thing you said to Ryan in Mind over Matter. "I've done some pretty dumb things in Mike's game over the years, but this one has them all beat!"
 
Mechanon: You are the most dangerous one here! DIE!
 
Players (Except El Caminante): WE AGREE WITH MECHANON!
 
El Caminante misses. A Klein Bottle hangs oddly next to Mechanon.
 
Dr. Pranava's Player: I have never wanted a player to miss a villain so much! Oh my god!
 
(Game stops with laughter for five minutes here)
 
So Augenblick teleports the satellite into the path of Mechanon's attack. The satellite explodes, demolishing the Klein Bottle. The quantum backlash destroys Mechanon, who screams "NOOOOOOOOOO!" as he falls to the ground as a limp heap of parts.
 
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Augenblick: "I wish to study you, but not invasively."
 
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 Augenblick (To El Caminante):                 "You have no understanding of your powers. Perhaps I could introduce you to a course in remedial quantum physics.
 
Shih Lin Yuan, the Dragon Sorceress: Excuse me? But how exactly does "remedial" enter into quantum physics?
 
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El Caminante's Player: So what would have happened if I had rolled an 18.
 
Me: There would have been a sickening pop, and you all would have to come back next week for the heroic adventures of "Mechanon and the Mecha Men!"

Re: Create a Villain Theme Team!
 

 
 
Yo-Yo exists in Mark Arsenault's classic Champions Adventure, Throwing Stars and Bars under the Gold Rush Imprint. I have rebooted him for King of the Mountain. You'll like it.

Good luck to him.

So, at long last, the heroes have managed to mostly reconstruct their lives after the dimensional explosion in Indianapolis. Well, this doesn't last long. They discover that Foxbat is establishing a massive Flat Earth Society convention in their city, and he has 84,321 attendees. So they buy tickets (Don't know why they did this) and head inside. Thinking that Foxbat is going to mind control people, they start looking around for anything related to this, but don't bother to post anyone on aerial overwatch. 
 
From my previous post, you guys may remember the dimensional explosion that occurred. Well, all that energy was still floating around residually. So Foxbat found out about that, built an energy collector, and launched the building into space! 
 
Well, the heroes have only themselves to blame for not posting anyone outside to see the incoming group of villains, but this is going to be tearjerkingly funny, since Foxbat hasn't figured out a way to get down. There should be enough air for five to six days, but after that, it's probably going to be over. 
 
Now, the heroes are still on their way up, but my god, I can't believe this goofy plan actually worked. 

Lady Godiva and Jesse James Go To Neptune

The Witch who loved me, starring Austin Powers! "Baba, Yaga Baby!"

So, at long last, the heroes have managed to mostly reconstruct their lives after the dimensional explosion in Indianapolis. Well, this doesn't last long. They discover that Foxbat is establishing a massive Flat Earth Society convention in their city, and he has 84,321 attendees. So they buy tickets (Don't know why they did this) and head inside. Thinking that Foxbat is going to mind control people, they start looking around for anything related to this, but don't bother to post anyone on aerial overwatch. 
 
From my previous post, you guys may remember the dimensional explosion that occurred. Well, all that energy was still floating around residually. So Foxbat found out about that, built an energy collector, and launched the building into space! 
 
Well, the heroes have only themselves to blame for not posting anyone outside to see the incoming group of villains, but this is going to be tearjerkingly funny, since Foxbat hasn't figured out a way to get down. There should be enough air for five to six days, but after that, it's probably going to be over. 
 
Now, the heroes are still on their way up, but my god, I can't believe this goofy plan actually worked. 

Wonder Warthog!!!
 
All the world's rooting for you!
As you dig for truffles, 
With your magic snuffles,
With your magic italian forest snoot....

Transformers: About Last Night

Wonder Warthog!!!
 
All the world's rooting for you!
As you dig for truffles, 
With your magic snuffles,
With your magic italian forest snoot....

I found them!
 
http://www.miniatures-workshop.com/lostminiswiki/index.php?title=Image:RP-WF-06.jpg

There is. I have seen them. 

There is. I have seen them. 

The Assassination of Elmer Fudd by the Coward Daffy Duck.

The Jamacian Olympic team finds themselves placed in a game of Death! Cool running men! Sunday!Sunday!Sunday!

Friendship is Hentai!!!
 
Urotsokipony, Legend of the Overhorse

Friendship is Hentai!!!
 
Urotsokipony, Legend of the Overhorse

When you're swimming in a creek,
and an eel bites your cheek,
That's a Moray.
 
{ducks}

Too bad Agent L didn't have an entangle.
 
 
 

Scooby Doo 40K.
 
And I would have committed heresy, too, if it wasn't for you lousy marine trainees and your genetically engineered dog!

I love it! This needs to be a cartoon right now.

Scooby Doo 40K.
 
And I would have committed heresy, too, if it wasn't for you lousy marine trainees and your genetically engineered dog!