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Cenobite

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  1. Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... A couple from my Deadlands game. This one's best out of context: The Reverand Ray Mahoney: "I keep a special eye out, for 8 year old girls." This one needs a bit of back story. We've been having a few run-ins with a clan of low-lifes called the Duttons. Last session one of the Duttons challenged PC Jacob Stuart to a duel. Jacob shot him dead. Soon after that a plot hook took us out of town for several days. This session we returned to find that another Dutton, known for hanging out at a casino across town, had smashed up our favorite watering hole while trying to find Jacob. So Jacob heads across town to have words with the Dutton. When he enters the casino the owner stops him, claiming that the place is full. Rather the press the issue, Jacob asks if the owner can give Dutton a message instead. The owner says sure. "Tell him his brother wants to speak with him."
  2. Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... First game of our new Deadlands campaign. Me as nice guy bounty hunter (think Bat Lash) Clay Taylor Chris as mercenary Jacob Stuart Nate as the Reverend Ray Mahoney Matt as huckster Dominic Rann Dominic, Clay, and the Reverend are sharing a compartment in a train on its way to a boomtown. Jacob has his own private compartment across the hallway. Dominic and Clay are talking to pass the time, and it comes out that Clay is the only Yankee among the group. Dominic (taking out a deck of cards): "So, is your money good Yankee?" Clay: .... Dominic: "Because if you have money, its good." Later, Clay spots some heavily armed wagons pulling alongside the train, falling alongside the rear car. Clay (a curious type) makes the logical assumption that someone intends to rob the train, pulls his pistol and goes to investigate. Jacob follows. Now its time for Nate and Matt to decide what the Reverend and Dominic will do. The Reverend Ray Mahoney: "Well, I can see that its time to do the Lord's work." Nate: I pull out my pistol.
  3. Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Tonight was the finale of a short Unknown Armies campaign, and with at least 5 years of Vampire under my belt, I can say this is easily the single darkest game I've ever participated in. An OOC quote referencing how we were about to quite literally save the universe sums it up: "Can I take 2 shots at 2 adjacent babies?"
  4. Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Man, that's cold. I like it.
  5. Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... "Its a waste of good cleavage, but all I need is her head."
  6. Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... "I don't want to give my mother absinthe."
  7. Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Funny, that one has shown up in my games before. Although "power armor" and "your head" have been substituted for "battlesuit" Anyway, one from earlier tonight: About four months ago two of the group's players couldn't make it, so myself, the GM and the other player did an Unknown Armies one-shot instead. Now, to avoid Champions burnout the GM has decided to run Unknown Armies for a month. Tonight those other two players were designing their characters. While they did that we reviewed in rather graphic detail our encounter with a hermaphroditic, blobbish hentai monster. One player (Bundt Cake from my previous story) was writing a few last things on his character sheet and not paying attention. Just as we finish the story he says "How do you spell 'swallow'?"
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  9. Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... LOL. I like ones where something embarrassing happens to the macho guy, but he rolls with it.
  10. Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... "Prick." My GM to me after reading this: http://www.herogames.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1220886&postcount=3118
  11. Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... "He was wearing armor!!!" - Johnny Bam (team brick) whenever the currently comatose and on life-support Mechassassin is mentioned. "And who the hell puts an activation roll on armor?" Me, right after making the aforementioned Johnny Bam comment.
  12. Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... So, in my Champions game we've recently been dealing with super-powered serial killer who has been targeting other supers. In the penultimate chapter the GM surprised us all by having the latest fatality be one of the Champions, Witchcraft to be specific. After the game wrapped we all made a point of telling him that none of us had seen it coming. GM: "Cool. Just don't tell anybody on the Hero boards. I'd never live it down."
  13. Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Captain Amalgam (OOC): "oh, dammit! I made my activation roll!"
  14. Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Laugh of the week came from me during dinner before the game. I got a steak, egg, and cheese sub which tasted great but probably took a year off my life. Me (after the first bite): "Mmm... that's some tasty death."
  15. Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Yeah. Isn't it great?
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