Klytus
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Q: Ok. So you were about to get it on with Madame Butterfly when you discovered she was really a he. What happened next? A: It was so... theraputic.
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Q: What happened to the guy left tied to the ground and covered in honey nectar? A: She made a splendid gesture at him.
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Q: Mr. Newton..? May I have some pie? A: PLAF!
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Q: Um... why did you take a sledgehammer to that statue in the quad? A: A truck, good luck, and a duck.
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Q: What is the oddest request you've ever seen for a cherry topped chocolate sundae? A: I just close my eyes and pretend she's wearing a Cardigan (sp?) sweater.
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Q: But wont a good, solid, chomp! on the shin make him forget all about his Alzheimers..? A: The Whizzo Quality Assortment
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Q: What did Zornwill say when the ambasador fed him sweets to give other hostages time to escape? A: Arcane Thingy
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Q: What is messier than 101 yo-yos all tangeled up? A: It was how all those yo-yos got tangled up.
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Q: Which band has a name even more strange than "Toad the Wet Sprocket"? A: One Earth orbit
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Q: There is somethign I'm looking for, only I don't know what it is or what it does. Where can I find it? A: An albino two-meter tall faerie with blue eyes, a loincloth, and a smile.
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Q: How did Twinkie the Kid finally meet his end? A: Strawberry Tart (with not so much rat in it)
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Q. What is the new horror film with a mythic ancient history twist ? (sorry.. I couldn't resist ) A: An unladden African Ostrich
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Q: What would I rather drink than face the wrath of Rachel's bat...? A: The Wrath of Nemesis
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Q: Ok, the Great Pumkin was a bust. What new ideas do we have for Halloween now..? A: A goose so big you'd swear its mother was an omnibus
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Q: In the United States, what is the one and only retail chain die-hard pre-Vatican II Catholics will shop? A: A basement-level lighthouse
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Q: So this is the notorious uber-villain Entropy, eh? What is the source of his power? A: Cold ravioli
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Q: Kara escaped from the handcuffs? A: It's so.... big.
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Q: Where do I want to be when Kara is subdued with the Kryptonite handcuffs and the trans-dimensional evil-Rachel is on the rampage with her bat, now that no one can stop her? A: I was simply distracted by the notion of Kara being all helpless in those glowing green handcuffs...
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Q: Now that you and Sue are engaged, where are you living? A: The left hand of darkness will slap you silly
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Q: Name the largest orgy ever in high fantasy litterature? A: One hundred orcs and a duck.
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Q: Name the "hero" who keeps the streets of Beverly Hills safe by day. A: The Holy Ankle Bracelet of Doom and Bloody Dismemberment
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Q: Um... not to be rude, but why did the building collapse? A: The Gothic Avenger
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Q: Are the Jaws of Life really necessary for the ego-extraction surgery on Celine Dion? A: Because he was armed with a fish.
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Q: Atticus Finch? A: They put the "fun" in dysfunctional.
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In a discussion about D&D that got way out of hand... "Storm giants gerbilling with halflings…"