Klytus

Re: Musings on Random Musings It would certainly make a good age-test for anybody who recognizes the costume...

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Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why did the all the zombies stop drinking light beer? A: Flailure.

Re: The cranky thread

Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why is it a really bad idea to help your arch-nemesis when his problem is amnesia? A: No Halloween.

Re: Answers & Questions Q: Did you hear that in his declining years, Pippin turned to wood from all the Ent nectar he'd drank? A: A check for $0.03.

Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Getting into bed last night, the wife has the headgear and tube for her CPAP machine... Wife: I feel like an elephant. Me: Moo. Wife: ::laughs:: That's a cow, silly. Me: I know, but I can't make an elephant noise. Wife: ::tries to make some elephant noises:: Darn. Me neither. Me: Then "moo" it is.

Re: Answers & Questions Q: He committed genocide against an entire species of... Foxbat worshipers??? A: Watching the squirrels eat nuts.

Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. In the apartment complex we live in, there's a place in the parking lot for car washing, complete with a hose and vacuum. So one day, as we're driving past, we see a lady with a pair of dogs walking straight towards that spot. Wife: Oh my God! She's going to vacuum her dogs! Me: Um, I'm pretty sure she has something else in mind... Sure enough, moments later, we see her pulling bags from the near-by doggy-poo bag dispenser.

Re: Musings on Random Musings That is cool on so many levels.

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Re: Answers & Questions Q: I've been in over a hundred duels, and I won all of them by cheating. Why do you ask? A: I'm a very angry person.

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Re: Answers & Questions Q: This peasant wants your attention, Count DeMonet. What shall we do? A: They always do.

Re: Answers & Questions Q: What am I frequently shouting when any discussion turns to politics? A: I wasn't using them anyway.

Re: List Your CO Heroes!

Re: Answers & Questions Q: I just let all the news outlets shape and form my deeply held opinions this election. Why do you ask? A: I'm not certain why it was ever doubted in the first place.

Re: The cranky thread A rather good day at work was brought to a depressing end with the news that Trouble (the cat I had to leave behind in my divorce) died earlier today.

Re: Answers & Questions Q: That bit about not swallowing watermelon seeds or else they'll grow inside of you is just an Urban Legend. Right...? A: Pizza and vanilla, but not geese.

Re: The cranky thread So there's this lady at work with an old desktop PC (as in, over 5 years old) and is getting a new laptop (as in, out-of-the-box brand-new) to replace it. Thing is, we've been going back-and-fourth for a month now on making this happen. Why? Because she is asking... nay... demanding... that she doesn't have even one minute of downtime for the exchange. Thing is, she has years worth of data on her desktop that needs to be moved to the laptop, and that takes time. I even offered to get the process started for her and running in the background so she can continue working. Unacceptable. Why? It would make her computer run slower than it already does, and a slow machine is part of why she's getting the upgrade. The only avenue is to have me come in outside of normal business hours to do this, but she balked at that when I said I would need a charge code so I could bill her division for that, as this is beyond our normal scope of work. So, not only is she making unreasonable demands, she is being unreasonable even with my efforts to accommodate those demands. Today, I decided I had enough. I sent her an e-mail, and CC'ed my boss and her boss on it, explaining that with my own schedule constraints, I simply cannot accommodate her on this: I need some flexibility on this, or else there isn't much I can do to help her.

Re: Answers & Questions Q: If a dwarf were to direct the torture an elf, what would his first command be? A: At least they were sensible.

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Re: Musings on Random Musings

Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... The Kiss of Death.

Re: Answers & Questions A: What happens when the Foxbat Show is followed by the Dr. Destroyer Hour? Q: Way overpowered.