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    Roter Baron got a reaction from Cancer in The Last Word   
    Couldn't get to the May Day Labor Rally - all the sudden fell ill the night before - vomiting, diarhea, the whole works and then some.
    But all isn't bad: Tomorrow I am fit to work again! makes me want to start to    all over again!
     
    Never missed the Labor Day Rally for the last 20 years or so. Fu ... ntastic!
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    Roter Baron got a reaction from Pariah in Political Discussion Thread (With Rules)   
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    Roter Baron reacted to Michael Hopcroft in Political Discussion Thread (With Rules)   
    Putting your country first is not in itself evil. After all, you have the most control of what goes on in your own country. What is evil, in this day and age, is to put your country first,  last, and only. Which Americans are seemingly trained to do since birth.
     
    Americans ever since the Cold War have had the alarming tendency to want other countries to act against their own interests if it benefits us. Which is why we spend so much time propping up dictatorships and kleptocracies in much of the rest of the world. When America's "strategic interests" are at stake, the opinion of those who actually live in those countries becomes irrelevant to us.
     
    Which is why we continually find ourselves in disasters like Vietnam and Iraq. Despite them, Americans cling to the illusion that we are both right in enforcing our wishes and capable of doing so. As it turns out, neither is especially true.
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    Roter Baron reacted to Kaeto in Complicate the Person Above   
    While Bazza makes Cthulhu look positively handsome in comparison.
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    Roter Baron reacted to JohnnyAppleseed098 in Complicate the Person Above   
    Roter Baron happens to have stumbled upon an ancient device that enhances his 5 primary senses. Unfortunately for him, that also means that, the last time he used it, he gets a stronger hangover. Oktoberfest never has been so rude!
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    Roter Baron got a reaction from Burrito Boy in Complicate the Person Above   
    Johnny Applessed tried to advertise his very own apple juice with the slogans:
    "The apples for juice grow by Johnny's whim. Apples for my pay. Johnny Appleseed knows." and
    "Who knows how many seeds where in the apples I used for this juice? - Johnny Appleseed knows."
     
     
    Of course he is now hidding from THE SHADOW's wrath for his sorry plagiarism - as I told him before. Well, next time listen when the Hun is talking, my seedy friend!
     
    P.S.: Answer to the last riddle is 98 by the way.
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    Roter Baron reacted to Nolgroth in Political Discussion Thread (With Rules)   
    I know I walk an unpopular line, but I have this belief that people should feel uncomfortable with some things in life. It makes them realize that not everything out there is sanitized for their convenience. Homogenization is bad in my book. 
     
    That said, racism bothers me because it makes zero sense. Two of my greatest personal role models have been black (I am white) and their wisdom has seen me through some pretty rough times. Literarily speaking, the character Dembe from Blacklist is one of my favorite characters ever. He rarely speaks his mind, but when he does he reveals wisdom and intelligence far beyond the role of Reddington's personal thug. There are many other characters of various ethnic backgrounds that I enjoy watching or reading about. If I allowed the cloud of racism to obscure such great characters or, in real life, the wisdom of my role models, then I would have deprived myself of many rewarding moments. Being a selfish punk, I like experiences that I feel reward me.
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    Roter Baron got a reaction from Hermit in Complicate the Person Above   
    Death Tribble is the High Chieftain of the Un-Menschen, a strange people of three-headed carrots that live on the dark side of the moon.
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    Roter Baron got a reaction from tkdguy in Today's Dumb Criminal Story ...   
    And it entered thus history: THE GREAT PIZZA WAR OF NORTH CAROLINA!
     
    And you thought the Houston Hot Dog Holocaust was as bad (and hot) as could it be ... well: Think again!
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    Roter Baron reacted to Pariah in Jokes   
    From the one of the geniuses on Facebook:
     
    "It looks like the U.K. and the U.S. are in a contest to see who can screw themselves the most. Britain has the early lead, but the Americans have a trump card."
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    Roter Baron reacted to Pariah in Quote of the Week From My Life.   
    "On a scale of one to ten, I give this day an F."
    - Disgust, 'Inside Out'
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    Roter Baron reacted to FrankL in Jokes   
    What does it mean if holy water sizzles when it hits your skin?
     
    Asking for a friend...
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    Roter Baron got a reaction from Cancer in [Police brutality] American injustice, yet again.   
    I do also laugh while torturing people, but I am infamous here as an almost intolerable fun guy  and extremely frolicsome so that probably does not count.
    I mean "One swallow does not make it summer" as the proverb goes, right?
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    Roter Baron got a reaction from Hermit in Complicate the Person Above   
    The Donald Trump promised to make Hermit Grand-Duke of Atlanta and Warden of the Southern Wall in case he got crown elected.
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    Roter Baron reacted to Hermit in Complicate the Person Above   
    Roter Baron released a rock polka album with the title "The Love Howl of Attila!"
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    Roter Baron reacted to megaplayboy in And now, for your daily dose of cute...   
    I smell a buddy cop film!
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    Roter Baron reacted to Sociotard in And now, for your daily dose of cute...   
    Worst. Sushi roll. Ever.
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    Roter Baron got a reaction from bigdamnhero in Welcome to Hero Forum - Please Introduce yourself (especially Lurkers)   
    How did I come up with my 'handle'?
    I am German, I have red hair, and I'm a commie.
     
    What was the fisrt RPG ypu played?
    Guess what - D&D Red Box of course!
     
    What was the first RPG you GM'd?
    D&D Red Box again. I introduced roleplaying games to my friends in school.
     
    What are you curently playing?
    My group alternates when it comes to gming/ playing. So, at the moment I gm Solomon Kane (SW) and Mutant City Blues and have just finished a 5 year long Labyrint Lord campaign. We still have a D&D 5th edition campaign and a Warhammer 2nd Edition campaign running and another AD&D 2nd Editon on a longer hiatus.
     
    P.S.: This was my 1,000th post.
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    Roter Baron got a reaction from Chris Goodwin in Welcome to Hero Forum - Please Introduce yourself (especially Lurkers)   
    How did I come up with my 'handle'?
    I am German, I have red hair, and I'm a commie.
     
    What was the fisrt RPG ypu played?
    Guess what - D&D Red Box of course!
     
    What was the first RPG you GM'd?
    D&D Red Box again. I introduced roleplaying games to my friends in school.
     
    What are you curently playing?
    My group alternates when it comes to gming/ playing. So, at the moment I gm Solomon Kane (SW) and Mutant City Blues and have just finished a 5 year long Labyrint Lord campaign. We still have a D&D 5th edition campaign and a Warhammer 2nd Edition campaign running and another AD&D 2nd Editon on a longer hiatus.
     
    P.S.: This was my 1,000th post.
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    Roter Baron reacted to Bazza in Jokes   
    'I've been a very bad girl,' she said, biting her lip. 'I need to be punished.' 'Very well,' he said and installed Windows 10 on her laptop.
     
    https://twitter.com/50NerdsofGrey/status/640985632941064192
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    Roter Baron reacted to Starlord in Jokes   
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    Roter Baron reacted to Pariah in Jokes   
    Q: Why don't Marxists like Earl Grey tea?
     
     
     
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    Roter Baron got a reaction from Nolgroth in [Police brutality] American injustice, yet again.   
    I do also laugh while torturing people, but I am infamous here as an almost intolerable fun guy  and extremely frolicsome so that probably does not count.
    I mean "One swallow does not make it summer" as the proverb goes, right?
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    Roter Baron got a reaction from L. Marcus in [Police brutality] American injustice, yet again.   
    The helmet looks like a mixture of the old Wehrmacht Stahlhelm Typ M 40 and and the East German Stahlhelm M 56.
    Thus, a very German protective headgear.
     
    And an evildoer will have a hard time hitting the officer - laughing will certainly interfere with his aim. Pure German Genius!
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    Roter Baron reacted to Cygnia in Creepy Pics.   
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