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Are any of the million good?  

Because you didn't make it a point to tell him about MHI earlier, LL. :-)

You like to show off that collection, don't you?

I'm more than a bit envious.  :-)

Belkar certainly knows what he wants out of life.

Yes, he does.  Giants.

There's no such thing as a bad pun!

How about using the Interrogation skill with an obscenely high roll?

How quaint.

 

No. Seasons of the year which are Spring, Summer, Autumn or Fall and Winter

Also known as Early Baseball, Baseball, Playoff Baseball, and No Baseball.  :-)

Would you believe there is and I've driven all of it in Missouri?

It's not that long a drive, honestly.

That wouldn't work.  His ego would just keep growing until the room burst.

Did you just create "Gilligan's Lost on Fantasy Island"?

But then they have multiple sequels using clones of Wolverine: "Clone", "Clone High", "X-Men: Clone Wars", and "Attack of the Clones".

One very confused character.

Isn't "evil GM" redundant?

Massive Mind Control to make everyone in the city sell their property at a ridiculously cheap rate, including inducing the municipal government to sell off all public property as well.

 

Lucius Alexander

 

The palindromedary notes that one can steal something and leave it right where it is.

So . . . Detroit?

Maybe post a list of it here and see if any of us want to buy at least part of it?

I played in a game for a while where the GM allowed us to roll a single die after a critical hit, then roll the damage for the attack.  Any die in the damage roll that was less than the single die was automatically bumped up to the single die's value.  I thought it worked well and it sometimes led to max damage on 12 - 15d6.

That comic was so very wrong...

Yes, it was--but I still laughed.

Maybe I'd actually be able to hit something with that!


No, probably not--since I can dump 5 rounds out of my pump at a single clay and not hit it before it hits the ground.

A cake can be bought!

"Please, sir, I want some more."

"Ragnar blows a horn to the tune of the music" . . . so, you could say he plays Ragnar rock?

OK, two words: Monkey boomerangs.

Is that "monkeys that you throw and they come back to you" or "boomerangs made for monkeys"?

Well I have good news and bad news. The good news is it's just a thread. It's not real.

 

Uhm the bad news.

 

Uhm.

 

 

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The snakes under your bed are real.

I've had that nightmare.  Under the bed, in the bed, coming out from the walls, dropping from the ceilings . . . woke up just after midnight a couple of weeks ago in a cold sweat from one of those.  Fortunately, I had to be at work at 04:00 that morning so I only really lost a couple of hours of sleep.

This might help with some of what you're looking for, too:

https://www.cia.gov/library/publications/the-world-factbook/index.html

I shouldn't have read this thread.  Thanks for the nightmares I'll be having the next few days, guys.