Rails

But you'll never have the time or enough of the right friends to play them. 

Sitting with my back to the rest of the room.  Maybe I was an Old West gunfighter in a prior life, but something about having to sit with my back to the room (because other people grabbed the good chairs) bothers me.

'Frosty had the last laugh': Vandal tries to run over giant snowman, hits tree stump instead

It's so mean.
 

I don't disagree with anything that's been said.  There were a lot of deaths in Aquaman, including some that he could have prevented.
 
It occurred to me today while discussing the movie with a coworker that it wasn't the dark way the previous movies were shot that bugged me so much . . . it was that they didn't seem to offer any hope for a world better than what was portrayed in the movie.
 
Wonder Woman (the character, and therefore the movie) seemed to provide a bit of hope that the whole world wasn't just "kill or be killed".  One of the main themes in Aquaman is that he's providing hope that the surface world and Atlantis can get along, if not actually cooperate.  *That's* why I liked this movie.

The Anti-Gravity Brigade.  "Nothing's gonna hold me down!"

If those were beavers instead of turtles, those would be all the ingredients for a Platypus.

Unlike today in the NFL, back then then the Lions always slaughtered the Saints.

I don't understand.

Give a man a computer program and you give him a headache, but teach him to program computers and you give him the power to create headaches for others for the rest of his life.
 
R. B. Forest

"That's one small step for man; one giant leap for -- is that a Tim Horton's?!"

Then humour would be in the eye of the beholder

What is the difference between a well-dressed bicyclist and a scruffily dressed unicyclist?