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Rails reacted to Cancer in "Neat" Pictures
Love the logo!! (And I recall the incident which inspires it.)
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Rails reacted to Logan D. Hurricanes in "Neat" Pictures
HOF Pitcher Randy Johnson is now a professional photographer and shoots NFL games among other things. The logo on his website is unbelievable.
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Rails reacted to Ockham's Spoon in Jokes
Daughter: "Mom, I'm going out on a date."
Mother: "Who are you going out with?"
Daughter: "Don't judge, he is a little older than me. It's Mike. Our mailman."
Mother: "Our mailman?! Sweetie, he isn't a little older, he could be your father!"
Daughter: "Mom, age is just a number."
Mother: "Sweetheart, I don't think you understood what I just said."
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Rails reacted to Logan D. Hurricanes in Jokes
I haven't spoken to my wife in 7 years.
I don't want to interrupt her.
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Rails reacted to slikmar in General Sports Thread
Imagine a soccer player watching? He would figure is a fictional movie.
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Rails got a reaction from tkdguy in "Neat" Pictures
It's the Scott Monument in Edinburgh Scotland:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scott_Monument
In case I'm not the only curious one here.
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Rails reacted to Logan D. Hurricanes in Foods for those that just don't care anymore
I only eat chocolate periodically.
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Rails reacted to Logan D. Hurricanes in Funny Pics II: The Revenge
My Wife texted me a selfie in a new dress and asked, "Does this make my butt look big?"
I texted back "Noo!" My phone autocorrected the response to "Moo!"
Please send help.
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Rails reacted to Cancer in Quote of the Week from my gaming group...
"It is I, Collateral Damage Man!!" as we break into a mansion to liberate a captive there.
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Rails got a reaction from tkdguy in Quote of the Week From My Life.
In my family, that would be considered a completely legitimate question.
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Rails reacted to tombrown803 in Am I Typical?
to answer the question in the heading: "Am I typical?", the answer is no. Your a HERO player, by definition that makes you weird. Welcome to the club with the rest of us at this site.
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Rails reacted to archer in Jokes
On a train in the Soviet Union
Three comrades travel in the same room in a long distance sleeper train. One comrade is reading a newspaper, while the other two tell political anecdotes. The first comrade decides to prank them. He steps out, and orders three cups of tea to be brought in their room in exactly 10 minutes. Then he comes back into the room, sits down and says after 9 minutes:
"You know, you should not really be telling political anecdotes just like that. KGB has every room wiretapped here."
"Come on, that's Bolshevik! Nothing to worry about" - answer the guys.
"No no, KGB really hears everything you are saying. Here, let me show you."
The comrade snaps his fingers and says: "Comrade Major, three cups of tea, please!"
In a few seconds, train staff bring the tea in. The two comrade are totally shocked. They shut up quickly. Soon, all three go to bed.
Next morning the pranker comrade wakes up alone in the room. He goes out and asks the train staff, where those two comrades went.
"Oh, KGB took them last night."
The comrade asks, totally terrified: "How come, they let me off?!"
The train staff answer: "Well, Comrade Major really liked your tea prank."