Nightsky (former WWI Pilot): "I knew a lot of lieutenants in the service who needed a pole-up-the-butt-ectomy. I just need to get you up in the plane, and we'll get it out of you."
Edward "Surname stolen from Keith" Curtis: "If by 'it', you mean my urine, I'm certain that shall be the case."
Nightsky: "So long as we're upside down, that works for me."
All of our heroes are captured except for one. The captured heroes on next to a guilotine waiting to be executed.
Executioner: Any last words?
Me(Singing): I am the very model of a modern major general...