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About Sorloc

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    Incompetent Normal
  • Birthday 04/10/1969

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    Houston, TX
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    Happily married since 1999
  • Occupation
    Electronic Security Wizard

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  1. close the door! What close the door! What were you, born in a barn? Actually, probably was born in a barn, with the rest of the Primitives.
  2. : [sobbing] Everything. OK, I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... when my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out! [much later] ...but the worst thing I ever done: I mixed up all this fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. And I never felt so bad in my entire life!
  3. "Nervous?" "Yeah." "First time?" "No, I've been nervous lots of times."
  4. I certainly wish you would have invented a more reasonable story. I felt distinctly like an idiot repeating it.
  5. [singing] So I thank my girlfriend Penny. Yea, we totally had sex. She showed me there's so many different muscles I can flex. There's the deltoids of compassion, there's the abs of being kind. It's not enough to bash in heads, you've got to bash in minds!
  6. Come alone! And bring your overthruster!
  7. Love this movie! "I have always depended on people being nicer than me, and i have never in my live been disappointed."
  8. Re: Champions I'm just trying for clarification... If I buy Champions (5th), will I be able to make characters and run a combat? Or do I need to buy the Core 5th ed rulebook as well?
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