Sorloc

close the door! What close the door! What were you, born in a barn? Actually, probably was born in a barn, with the rest of the Primitives.

"Carol the waitress, Simon the fag."

: [sobbing] Everything. OK, I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... when my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out! [much later] ...but the worst thing I ever done: I mixed up all this fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. And I never felt so bad in my entire life!

that sounds that sounds good, up until the time where you say put a time limit on it. That's exactly what I'm asking about. How do you put a time limit on it.

Hello, How would one go about creating a spell that will run for a set length of time, then cease? Example: A glamour spell that makes someone look beautiful, or a love potion, or even a shielding spell Thanks!

"Nervous?" "Yeah." "First time?" "No, I've been nervous lots of times."

I certainly wish you would have invented a more reasonable story. I felt distinctly like an idiot repeating it.

[singing] So I thank my girlfriend Penny. Yea, we totally had sex. She showed me there's so many different muscles I can flex. There's the deltoids of compassion, there's the abs of being kind. It's not enough to bash in heads, you've got to bash in minds!

Come alone! And bring your overthruster!

Love this movie! "I have always depended on people being nicer than me, and i have never in my live been disappointed."

Big Shot: Emotionally unbalanced, gun-toting vigilante Red Scare: Russian(ish) villain for hire Man Eating Cow: Cow that eats humans, but not any leather accessories Agrippa, Mighty god of the Aquaduct Fish Boy, Lost Prince of Atlantis (thanks to Ben Edlund)

No, jumping up to stop falling is straight outta TOON.

Thanks! Yeah, makes not much sense, but OK.

Does the power, "Superleap" include a safe landing? If I can Superleap up 20m, does that mean I must find a perch at that altitude or fall to my death? If I have Superleap 20m, can I leap down 20m safely?

I had to break this out to try to understand everything you've got here... Three Powers: Life Support, +10 STR, +5 PD/+5 ED, each with paired side effects, using a focus. Certainly more concise than what I was doing.