JohnnyAppleseed098

I believe you might have gotten TO mixed up with Chad Johnson, who literally renamed himself Chad Ochocinco. 

Then I'll comment:
 
Good riddance.

I've never played any MMO.

BIG fail, spoiled for language.
 
 
 

Anchorman becomes twice as popular.
 
NT: A news broadcast network has gone bankrupt! Which network was it, and what are they trying to do to fix it?

A fun exchange from teh bunneh's Lucha Libra game over the weekend.
 
"Don't you find this a little suspicious?
"How so?"
"Every monster we've ever faced all showing up out of nowhere, and then vanishing all at once right when these aliens show up?"
"[scoff] That just means it's Tuesday."
"Yes, but today is Wednesday."
"...My god you're right! Something strange and suspicious is going on! We should investigate!"

Roter Baron happens to have stumbled upon an ancient device that enhances his 5 primary senses. Unfortunately for him, that also means that, the last time he used it, he gets a stronger hangover. Oktoberfest never has been so rude!

Pariah --> <-- Logan

Situation: After a long fight with a group of demon worshipers trying to summon a demon, 5 people come back to talk to police. 
 
The Cast
BB: AKA Bloody Bastard. Bloodmancer with a bit of an anger issue. 
Falran: Bard with an Angelic Sword. Sort of a dick. 
Ray: Shapeshifter with a love for adventure. 
Kane: Elemental Swordsman.
Prince Herald: Runaway Prince that gained an invisibility hex. 
Wizard: A wizard that knows too much.
 
BB: Can you please let me out of these restraints so I can kill you? 
 
Wizard: That would not be a good idea. 
 
Prince: (Whispers to BB) He's a prick dude, don't worry about him.
 
Wizard: Alright, so What the Hell happened?
 
Ray: OK, so I didn't show up on time because I was with some bird people that came in the middle of the banquet.
 
Falran: I was playing music on Serif (Holds his sword)
 
BB: I was a guard.
 
Kane: I was also a guard. 
 
Prince: Afterwards, one of the trade princes... princesses disappeared (Blushes but no one sees it), she got away.
 
BB: Afterwards, every seemed to form a circle to summon a devil. 
 
Wizard: And how know that? 
 
BB: I used to be a priest.
 
QOTW: Wizard: *Looks at BB's clothes* What the f**k kinda church would have you as a priest? 
 
Falran: And I grew myself to destroy the circle. I think I destroyed the boat. 
 
Kane: I accidentally killed one of the guys in the circle. (He purposely did so). 
 
Wizard: Yeah... Right. (Looks into a book) F**k... Your're telling the truth. Except for you *Points at Kane*. You purposely killed that senator.
 
Kane: FINE. 
 
*All go home after a long conversation*

The situation is that three men are trying to become guards in order to get into a fancy banquet to find a villain.
 
Joah: Huge Rock Man with insane strength.
Kane: Elemental Swordsman.
BB: AKA Bloody Bastard. Bloodbender with a bit of an anger issue.
Gold Prince: Leader of the Golden Guard for the banquet. 
 
 
Joah: "Excuse me, good sir, may we apply to become guards for this here ceremony?"
 
Gold Prince: "I don't know, show me what you can do!"
 
*Joah lifts his chair completely made out of gold*
 
*Kane slices that same chair in half.*
 
*BB cuts a part of his body and bends blood out of it*
 
Kane: "So, are we in?
 
Gold Prince: "Well, I think so, but I would have to get you all GOLD weapons and armour!"
 
BB: "Ugh"
 
*The Gold Prince comes back with several sets of gold chain armour, 2 golden swords, a golden set of knuckles, and a bucket of gold paint.*
 
Gold Prince: "OK, We are all set to go, but I have one request for you *Points at BB*". 
 
BB: "And that is?'
 
Gold Prince: "Can you make your blood GOLD?!" 
 
BB: "Um, no."
 
Gold Prince: "Well then, if you kill someone, throw this gold bucket on them please."

The situation is that three men are trying to become guards in order to get into a fancy banquet to find a villain.
 
Joah: Huge Rock Man with insane strength.
Kane: Elemental Swordsman.
BB: AKA Bloody Bastard. Bloodbender with a bit of an anger issue.
Gold Prince: Leader of the Golden Guard for the banquet. 
 
 
Joah: "Excuse me, good sir, may we apply to become guards for this here ceremony?"
 
Gold Prince: "I don't know, show me what you can do!"
 
*Joah lifts his chair completely made out of gold*
 
*Kane slices that same chair in half.*
 
*BB cuts a part of his body and bends blood out of it*
 
Kane: "So, are we in?
 
Gold Prince: "Well, I think so, but I would have to get you all GOLD weapons and armour!"
 
BB: "Ugh"
 
*The Gold Prince comes back with several sets of gold chain armour, 2 golden swords, a golden set of knuckles, and a bucket of gold paint.*
 
Gold Prince: "OK, We are all set to go, but I have one request for you *Points at BB*". 
 
BB: "And that is?'
 
Gold Prince: "Can you make your blood GOLD?!" 
 
BB: "Um, no."
 
Gold Prince: "Well then, if you kill someone, throw this gold bucket on them please."

The situation is that three men are trying to become guards in order to get into a fancy banquet to find a villain.
 
Joah: Huge Rock Man with insane strength.
Kane: Elemental Swordsman.
BB: AKA Bloody Bastard. Bloodbender with a bit of an anger issue.
Gold Prince: Leader of the Golden Guard for the banquet. 
 
 
Joah: "Excuse me, good sir, may we apply to become guards for this here ceremony?"
 
Gold Prince: "I don't know, show me what you can do!"
 
*Joah lifts his chair completely made out of gold*
 
*Kane slices that same chair in half.*
 
*BB cuts a part of his body and bends blood out of it*
 
Kane: "So, are we in?
 
Gold Prince: "Well, I think so, but I would have to get you all GOLD weapons and armour!"
 
BB: "Ugh"
 
*The Gold Prince comes back with several sets of gold chain armour, 2 golden swords, a golden set of knuckles, and a bucket of gold paint.*
 
Gold Prince: "OK, We are all set to go, but I have one request for you *Points at BB*". 
 
BB: "And that is?'
 
Gold Prince: "Can you make your blood GOLD?!" 
 
BB: "Um, no."
 
Gold Prince: "Well then, if you kill someone, throw this gold bucket on them please."

How Did I Come Up With My Handle: Did A Personality Test And The Results Told Me I Was Like Johnny Appleseed and I Chose 98 because that is when my favorite movie "Saving Private Ryan" came out.
 
What Was The First RPG I Played: D+D Edition 3.5
 
What Was The First RPG I GMed: HERO Champions
 
What Am I Currently Playing: HERO Champions, Pathfinder, and Call Of Cthulhu
 
When I Started To Play HERO: I First Played HERO when I Was 11 years old.
 
 
 
 
As Words Die A New Challenger Approaches.

A squished fish patty on a bun