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JohnnyAppleseed098

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    JohnnyAppleseed098 reacted to Logan.1179 in Hi, this was a fail. Don't look at this   
    BIG fail, spoiled for language.
     
     
     
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    JohnnyAppleseed098 got a reaction from Pariah in NGD Scenes from a Hat   
    Anchorman becomes twice as popular.
     
    NT: A news broadcast network has gone bankrupt! Which network was it, and what are they trying to do to fix it?
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    JohnnyAppleseed098 reacted to bigdamnhero in Quote of the Week from my gaming group...   
    A fun exchange from teh bunneh's Lucha Libra game over the weekend.
     
    "Don't you find this a little suspicious?
    "How so?"
    "Every monster we've ever faced all showing up out of nowhere, and then vanishing all at once right when these aliens show up?"
    "[scoff] That just means it's Tuesday."
    "Yes, but today is Wednesday."
    "...My god you're right! Something strange and suspicious is going on! We should investigate!"
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    JohnnyAppleseed098 got a reaction from Roter Baron in Complicate the Person Above   
    Roter Baron happens to have stumbled upon an ancient device that enhances his 5 primary senses. Unfortunately for him, that also means that, the last time he used it, he gets a stronger hangover. Oktoberfest never has been so rude!
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    JohnnyAppleseed098 reacted to Pariah in Jokes   
    Pariah --> <-- Logan
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    JohnnyAppleseed098 got a reaction from death tribble in Quote of the Week from my gaming group...   
    Situation: After a long fight with a group of demon worshipers trying to summon a demon, 5 people come back to talk to police. 
     
    The Cast
    BB: AKA Bloody Bastard. Bloodmancer with a bit of an anger issue. 
    Falran: Bard with an Angelic Sword. Sort of a dick. 
    Ray: Shapeshifter with a love for adventure. 
    Kane: Elemental Swordsman.
    Prince Herald: Runaway Prince that gained an invisibility hex. 
    Wizard: A wizard that knows too much.
     
    BB: Can you please let me out of these restraints so I can kill you? 
     
    Wizard: That would not be a good idea. 
     
    Prince: (Whispers to BB) He's a prick dude, don't worry about him.
     
    Wizard: Alright, so What the Hell happened?
     
    Ray: OK, so I didn't show up on time because I was with some bird people that came in the middle of the banquet.
     
    Falran: I was playing music on Serif (Holds his sword)
     
    BB: I was a guard.
     
    Kane: I was also a guard. 
     
    Prince: Afterwards, one of the trade princes... princesses disappeared (Blushes but no one sees it), she got away.
     
    BB: Afterwards, every seemed to form a circle to summon a devil. 
     
    Wizard: And how know that? 
     
    BB: I used to be a priest.
     
    QOTW: Wizard: *Looks at BB's clothes* What the fuck kinda church would have you as a priest? 
     
    Falran: And I grew myself to destroy the circle. I think I destroyed the boat. 
     
    Kane: I accidentally killed one of the guys in the circle. (He purposely did so). 
     
    Wizard: Yeah... Right. (Looks into a book) Fuck... Your're telling the truth. Except for you *Points at Kane*. You purposely killed that senator.
     
    Kane: FINE. 
     
    *All go home after a long conversation*
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    JohnnyAppleseed098 got a reaction from death tribble in Quote of the Week from my gaming group...   
    The situation is that three men are trying to become guards in order to get into a fancy banquet to find a villain.
     
    Joah: Huge Rock Man with insane strength.
    Kane: Elemental Swordsman.
    BB: AKA Bloody Bastard. Bloodbender with a bit of an anger issue.
    Gold Prince: Leader of the Golden Guard for the banquet. 
     
     
    Joah: "Excuse me, good sir, may we apply to become guards for this here ceremony?"
     
    Gold Prince: "I don't know, show me what you can do!"
     
    *Joah lifts his chair completely made out of gold*
     
    *Kane slices that same chair in half.*
     
    *BB cuts a part of his body and bends blood out of it*
     
    Kane: "So, are we in?
     
    Gold Prince: "Well, I think so, but I would have to get you all GOLD weapons and armour!"
     
    BB: "Ugh"
     
    *The Gold Prince comes back with several sets of gold chain armour, 2 golden swords, a golden set of knuckles, and a bucket of gold paint.*
     
    Gold Prince: "OK, We are all set to go, but I have one request for you *Points at BB*". 
     
    BB: "And that is?'
     
    Gold Prince: "Can you make your blood GOLD?!" 
     
    BB: "Um, no."
     
    Gold Prince: "Well then, if you kill someone, throw this gold bucket on them please."
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    JohnnyAppleseed098 got a reaction from Netzilla in Quote of the Week from my gaming group...   
    The situation is that three men are trying to become guards in order to get into a fancy banquet to find a villain.
     
    Joah: Huge Rock Man with insane strength.
    Kane: Elemental Swordsman.
    BB: AKA Bloody Bastard. Bloodbender with a bit of an anger issue.
    Gold Prince: Leader of the Golden Guard for the banquet. 
     
     
    Joah: "Excuse me, good sir, may we apply to become guards for this here ceremony?"
     
    Gold Prince: "I don't know, show me what you can do!"
     
    *Joah lifts his chair completely made out of gold*
     
    *Kane slices that same chair in half.*
     
    *BB cuts a part of his body and bends blood out of it*
     
    Kane: "So, are we in?
     
    Gold Prince: "Well, I think so, but I would have to get you all GOLD weapons and armour!"
     
    BB: "Ugh"
     
    *The Gold Prince comes back with several sets of gold chain armour, 2 golden swords, a golden set of knuckles, and a bucket of gold paint.*
     
    Gold Prince: "OK, We are all set to go, but I have one request for you *Points at BB*". 
     
    BB: "And that is?'
     
    Gold Prince: "Can you make your blood GOLD?!" 
     
    BB: "Um, no."
     
    Gold Prince: "Well then, if you kill someone, throw this gold bucket on them please."
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    JohnnyAppleseed098 got a reaction from Christopher in Quote of the Week from my gaming group...   
    The situation is that three men are trying to become guards in order to get into a fancy banquet to find a villain.
     
    Joah: Huge Rock Man with insane strength.
    Kane: Elemental Swordsman.
    BB: AKA Bloody Bastard. Bloodbender with a bit of an anger issue.
    Gold Prince: Leader of the Golden Guard for the banquet. 
     
     
    Joah: "Excuse me, good sir, may we apply to become guards for this here ceremony?"
     
    Gold Prince: "I don't know, show me what you can do!"
     
    *Joah lifts his chair completely made out of gold*
     
    *Kane slices that same chair in half.*
     
    *BB cuts a part of his body and bends blood out of it*
     
    Kane: "So, are we in?
     
    Gold Prince: "Well, I think so, but I would have to get you all GOLD weapons and armour!"
     
    BB: "Ugh"
     
    *The Gold Prince comes back with several sets of gold chain armour, 2 golden swords, a golden set of knuckles, and a bucket of gold paint.*
     
    Gold Prince: "OK, We are all set to go, but I have one request for you *Points at BB*". 
     
    BB: "And that is?'
     
    Gold Prince: "Can you make your blood GOLD?!" 
     
    BB: "Um, no."
     
    Gold Prince: "Well then, if you kill someone, throw this gold bucket on them please."
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    JohnnyAppleseed098 got a reaction from Hyper-Man in Welcome to Hero Forum - Please Introduce yourself (especially Lurkers)   
    How Did I Come Up With My Handle: Did A Personality Test And The Results Told Me I Was Like Johnny Appleseed and I Chose 98 because that is when my favorite movie "Saving Private Ryan" came out.
     
    What Was The First RPG I Played: D+D Edition 3.5
     
    What Was The First RPG I GMed: HERO Champions
     
    What Am I Currently Playing: HERO Champions, Pathfinder, and Call Of Cthulhu
     
    When I Started To Play HERO: I First Played HERO when I Was 11 years old.
     
     
     
     
    As Words Die A New Challenger Approaches.
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    JohnnyAppleseed098 got a reaction from Burrito Boy in A Game of Answers   
    A squished fish patty on a bun
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