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  1. Seaview Because The Hunt for Red October gets overplayed to the point they've almost ruined a movie for me Pulp heroes time The Shadow or the Phantom aka The Ghost who walks?
  2. Ireland? Okay yeah I am surprised
  3. *Sticks fingers in his ears* Lalala no more speedsters as the main bad guy this season isn't that nice Laalalala
  4. If we're talking Super related characters? Lena Because Lana on Smallville sucked and near ruined the character for me Choice of the more significant others! Susan Richards aka the Invisible Woman or Big Barda?
  5. Lady Death. Ladies first after all On a Pale Horse or Meet Mr. Black?
  6. Kaeto is secretly a Southern Belle's Fan She does declare!
  7. This is more TNG than TOS in a lot of ways, and TNG was always very "Oh, you poor primitives still cling to religion and spirituality, tsk tisk we out grew that long ago you sad sad little species. Don't worry, you'll evolve. ..mm I wonder why you don't like us?"* where at least toS had one episode where the influence of Christianity was given a nod in the positive. And Seth has never been shy about his atheist views. So knowing what was coming I mostly sighed, rolled with it, and then... found myself pleasantly surprised as it actually got a bit deeper than "Religion bad, mmkay?" So I'm still in. * Props to DS9 for being more even handed by giving us people of faith who took it to dark places like Ki Wynn, and those who used it as a source of strength and goodness like Kira
  8. All I could think of was "Oh, the big bad this season doesn't look to be another Speedster? THANK GOD!"
  9. I'm Comic Sans A**hole By Mike Lacher Listen up. I know the s**t you’ve been saying behind my back. You think I’m stupid. You think I’m immature. You think I’m a malformed, pathetic excuse for a font. Well think again, nerdhole, because I’m Comic Sans, and I’m the best thing to happen to typography since Johannes f**king Gutenberg. You don’t like that your coworker used me on that note about stealing her yogurt from the break room fridge? You don’t like that I’m all over your sister-in-law’s blog? You don’t like that I’m on the sign for that new Thai place? You think I’m pedestrian and tacky? Guess the f**k what, Picasso. We don’t all have seventy-three weights of stick-up-my-ass Helvetica sitting on our seventeen-inch MacBook Pros. Sorry the entire world can’t all be done in stark Eurotrash Swiss type. Sorry some people like to have fun. Sorry I’m standing in the way of your minimalist Bauhaus-esque fascist snoozefest. Maybe sometime you should take off your black turtleneck, stop compulsively adjusting your Tumblr theme, and lighten the f**k up for once. People love me. Why? Because I’m fun. I’m the life of the party. I bring levity to any situation. Need to soften the blow of a harsh message about restroom etiquette? SLAM. There I am. Need to spice up the directions to your graduation party? WHAM. There again. Need to convey your fun-loving, approachable nature on your business’ website? SMACK. Like daffodils in motherf**king spring. When people need to kick back, have fun, and party, I will be there, unlike your pathetic fonts. While Gotham is at the science fair, I’m banging the prom queen behind the woodshop. While Avenir is practicing the clarinet, I’m shredding “Reign In Blood” on my double-necked Stratocaster. While Univers is refilling his allergy prescriptions, I’m racing my tricked-out, nitrous-laden Honda Civic against Tokyo gangsters who’ll kill me if I don’t cross the finish line first. I am a sans serif Superman and my only kryptonite is pretentious buzzkills like you. It doesn’t even matter what you think. You know why, jagoff? Cause I’m famous. I am on every major operating system since Microsoft f**king Bob. I’m in your signs. I’m in your browsers. I’m in your instant messengers. I’m not just a font. I am a force of motherf**king nature and I will not rest until every uptight armchair typographer c**k-hat like you is surrounded by my lovable, comic-book inspired, sans-serif badassery. Enough of this bulls**t. I’m gonna go get hammered with Papyrus.
  10. Dani had the Demon Bear saga too. Still, while I often take pride in how many genres superhero stories can cross I admit they've probably picked one I have far less interest in.
  11. Pariah has built a tiny house with the skulls of his enemies! It's so eco friendly!
  12. The first one because at this point I'm flipping coins for elemental questions and it came up heads Battle of the unloved dice 12siders or D4s?
  13. Enterprise E But then I'm a Trek fan more than a Who fan BSG Vipers or X-Wings?
  14. Man, next time Puerto Rico gets an Independence or Statehood vote I can see them going Independent with a big middle finger. Of course they maybe too depleted to risk that.
  15. I do recall with some humor the outrage the Green Lantern movie received before it came out because "Green Lantern is black!!" Because the Justice League animated Series take on John Stewart (Who got more than a little revamp from the comics himself for the transition that borrowed some elements from Hal IIRC). Comic fans were face palming at this, naturally. AN Earth born Green Lantern is black, yes. But Hal preceded him, and then before that we had Golden Age Alan Scott. Little did the angered TV viewers realize there would be legitimate reasons for outrage
  16. Cardiff I've always been curious about Wales. Chicago or Los Angles?
  17. Caught up on the first few episodes of this Season's The Good Place Some very clever writing and the actors are really working their tails off. I don't know how they'll keep it going past two seasons but darn I'm enjoying the ride
  18. Death Tribble thought the it was a rip off that he went to see a spaghetti Western, but instead of Pasta they gave him regular popcorn
  19. Californium, the namesake state is being hit by fires right now and they need a vicarious win One for Champion GMs DEMON or VIPER?
  20. Classic Cylons had cooler voices Surrealism vs Impressionism
  21. Spiders , though they give me the creeps too I still think I can take most of them. Maybe Greek Mythology or Norse Mythology?
  22. Americium! #### YEAH! In the "At least they tried for Diversity" Superfriends area Apache Chief or Samurai
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