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Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... From my Champions game this week:The Halloween Episode! Bast, ooc: No, guys, I have a cult, not occult. --- Eciton: Officers, we're following up a lead. Back away and put your guns down. Twister: You're making it worse. Eciton: Your mom is making it worse. --- Spider Man: Yo, goalie! How about you put down the pool cue and we go find some hotties? Maybe go get some premarital hoo-ha! Jason Voorhees promptly rolls very well and wallops Spidey, almost stunning him. Spiderman: Shurprishingly shpry for a dead guy. --- Dark Knight: I can't believe there's videotape of me jumping Twister. Topless. In my secret identity. I'm sunk. Lycana: Sarah, nobody was paying attention to your face. Dark Knight: *whimper* --- Seven Deadly, my Psycho Pirate pastiche: Prove I used my powers. I dare you. Eciton: Well, you just admitted to having them. When something violent happened. And before that, something sorta sexy. --- Twister: Hey, only complaint I have about being in jail right now is that the girl who jumped the stage and started making out with me probably thinks I'm just avoiding her in that rockstar way and - Dark Knight, one kiss later as her secret ID gets revealed: I don't think you're avoiding me. Twister: That's so cheating. Everybody just tells me who they are *after* I do things for them. With them. To them? I'm going to stop talking. --- Me, to the player who just transformed back from her Wendigo form after she'd eaten the heart of someone: Curiously, you're full. Lycana, OOC: Not for long. *barf*

Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... From last night's Champions game: Eciton, a shrinking brick, on accidentally knocking out a team mate: I kind of punched her ear. And she went to sleep. Yeah, how was I supposed to know she'd be narcoleptic? Twister, the local superspeedster: Okay, well, that won't work. Time for plan B. The Dark Knight, the resident brain: How about you tell plan B to me, too, so I can tell you why it won't work? Bast, ooc, who is the reincarnation of the Egyptian deity complete with the cult following: Is it wrong for me to order all of my followers to fly to the States? Because if this Battle of the Bands is based on cheering, I could totally help you cheat. Lycana, the shapeshifting shaman, on matters regarding a villain styled after Plastic Man: I raked my claws through her, she melted and started to ooze down the drain. I don't think any of this qualifies as "normal." Spider Man - yes, one of my PCs is doing a great portrayal of Webhead - on matters regarding Gwen Stacy: She's important to a friend of mine. You know, the guy who takes those pictures of me? Peter Parker? Twister: Dude, I figured that anybody who worked for the Bugle hated you. Spider Man: Well, yeah, I think he hates me too. Sometimes. But not right now and hey, can we focus here? That girl. That one. Down there. Who is not currently thinking about Peter Parker and you shouldn't be either. Twister: Yep. The one who's the sort of hotty that you could - Spider Man: Yeah, that's the one. And don't make me call "guy code" and wallop you. Eciton: It's not my fault that you guys don't talk to the press. They ask me my feelings on stuff and if anybody else stuck around, they'd probably get yours, too. Twister, muttering: Knowing the Bugle? Give it time, you'll get yours.

Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... During character generation for a new project: Player 1: I want to be super strong. I want to be super fast. I want to have energy powers. I want to be invulnerable. I - Player 2, doing their very best "Fred Fredburger" voice from Billy & Mandy: I... I like nachos. I like frozen yougurt - yes. And everyone died laughing.

Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... I've got a few from when I was involved in a Vampire larp. I played Shroeder Jones, eccentric stuntman turned brujah primogen turned prince of Rochester. I played the character for years and maxed out his traits, his disciplines and was working out of out clan powers and general skills. Said to newbie brujah when I was primogen: "I'm stronger than you're probably ever going to be. Remember that for when you get yourselves in trouble - keeping your fingers is a privilage, not a right." While making polite conversation as the prince: "Yeah, I really hate it when I get dragged out to art shows. I mean, they're always run by those frickin' prissy types and y'know, not bein' one of those I really hate 'em. All of 'em. Frickin' rose to the nose types... I'd hand them their teeth and see them politely out of my city afterwards if I could. So, which one of them's your clan, anyway?" Curiously, the woman in nice evening gown that I'd been talking to was toreador. She sort of mumbled that and then left very, very quickly. After finding out that my seneschal is a former member of the sabbat: "Well, nobody's perfect. I mean, if you're on the up and up now you're a step ahead of all of clan tremere." Staring down the local alpha of a shadowlord pack: "Oh, I'm *so* not afraid of you. After everything I go through at every single gathering, getting stabbed in the front would be a relief." Staring down the tremere archon, an argument I did *not* win: "... and until you come back with a warrant, I don't care who you are. My city, my rules. Now you just hop back on your broom and tell the yutz who sent you to call me. I haven't been yelled at tonight and I'm overdue." As the only combat character in the room when the Sabbat attacked: "I know obfuscate's cool but really, how many Malkavians can actually hide behind me?" On people breaking the rules in Elysium: "Oh, that's IT! No more Mr. Calm guy!" And with that, I activated Magesty. Every Malk, Nos and even a gangrel became suddenly very visible. I took in the people and whipped around on the one person I didn't know. "AND WHO THE HECK ARE YOU?!" The guy explains he's a nosferatu. "Then why have I never seen you before?" ANd the entire room burst into laughter. After being told by the prince that I would take the place of the previous brujah primogen: "I don't suppose you're gonna change your mind? I mean, this is sort of like being put out to stud without the fun stuff that comes along with it."

Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Some of my favorites came from the character I was playing before my current one. I was Mr. Invincible, the team brick with growth and density increase. He was the son of Earth's greatest superheroes who had fantastic powers... and really, he was just nigh invulnerable. So, there's this villainess with more growth than me. She's got about 50-60 points worth, I've got 30. She knocks out the team's super speedster/blaster and goes so far as to swallow him. This is my character's rival and, quite frankly, I wasn't going to have any of that. Not about to let her get away with it, my character, not yet using growth, vaults forward and acrobatically manages to swing himself up her body. He dives into her mouth and down her throat to try and save the poor, poor KO'd squishy guy. She's a robot. That's important in a minute. She seems surprised by having swallowed another of the team but continues anyway. So, Mr. I manages to grab his team mate when they both reach the stomach and attempts to climb back out. The villainess starts to make uncomfortable faces but, as a whole, that just isn't going to work. So, I cradle the poor, poor team mate in my arms, hunch over and turn on density increase and grow. Suddenly, I've got around 80 strength to work with and burst out of her like something that'd want to mess with Ellen Ripley. The team mate's about as good as he's going to get and Mr I's feeling fine. "You... you insufferable worm," she shrieks as she scrambles backwards, clutching at the dramatically huge hole in her torso. "That's MISTER tapeworm to you, Lady!" -- Me as Mr. I, OOC and to the GM: "Kyle, I just bought off naive. How the heck could the ninjas trick me?":confused: -- Me, OOC regarding Parliment: "Nine lords enter, one lord leaves.":king: