I want to be a cyborg. Though I guess technically if I get around to replacing all of me then I'm more of a robot. And in the trash is the original me.
Tools of villainy...
Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator vs The One Ring
(Hal's voice is soothing but he always wants to know what you're doing!)
I think I recall the Enterprise's voice was Roddenberry's wife? While Jarvis is the creepy angel from the movie Legion. JARVIS it is! I like creepy.
Serve your country...
Isolated antarctic base or in a deep sea sub?
Carlin. Kinnison's first couple albums just destroyed me; I can do them from memory. But Carlin had a much longer lasting career and volume of work. Even Sam would agree.
Robin Williams vs Bobcat Goldthwait
Good things are below! For example, you use the down arrow to get to the parking garage to drive far away from work, or to scroll down to get to the next item in the thread...
Elon Musk vs Nikola Tesla
It comes down to Tasmanian Devils or Flight of the Conchords. Much as I love Looney Toons, New Zealand wins.
Classic monster movie creature battle...
Frankenstein's Monster vs Dracula
FUZION. Because (gasp) I've never played GURPS. Yeh, I know, I've heard I'm some kind outlier from my own gaming group because everyone has played GURPS.
Is it really better...
Ruling in hell vs Serving in Heaven
Tough one. Old Jerseys are more comfortable but New Jerseys are invariably cleaner. I'll say New Jersey(s).
Stephen Colbert vs John Stewart (without a green lantern ring)
Flynn didn't just fence, he swung from everything! It's a wonder they didn't redesign all castles to remove chandeliers, draperies and ropes.
Fictional fencing...
Zoro vs Syrio Forel
All for one, everyone for themselves? I don't think so.
Instead, Dartagnon shows up pursued by... a quartet of ninja turtles interrupt this fight...
Three Musketeers and D'artagnon vs Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
EDIT:
Whoops, sorry DT. I totally misread the second line of that post.
I'm not a disco person but Donna wins. She made the song move.
Now that I filled that gap, carry on as if nothing happened here.
Pie. Always pie. All else is just pretense.
America's funniest internet videos...
Videos of Kittens being precocious or videos of men being hit in the crotch by accident?
Sadly, it's Mazinga. Raiden was good, but Mazinga had the cool rockets the fire from his fingers.
Battle of mistreated cultures...
Native Americans vs Aboriginal Australians
Shogun Warriors all the way! My brother had Mazinga and I had Raiden. (If you don't know what I'm talking about you should googlize)
Cross-company p-hunt...
Kraven the Hunter vs Catwoman
Happy page 666, what-are-you-listening-to thread!
I'm listening to my dog panting louder than my television volume. I'm going to have to put on the subtitles.
Gacy. Bobbit was a guy who had his manhood cut off then turned to porn to prove it was fixed. Gacy was a psychotic clown who also painted clowns and murdered people. That's actually scarier than pennywise.
Battle of the Lechter hunters!
Clarice Starling vs Will Graham