Torpedoes! You're talking active offense vs passive defense. While I love a good trap (not made by grimtooth), At sea you need to attack when the kraken comes calling. Also, the Russians.
Actors turned notorious...
OJ Simpson or Robert Blake
Maleficent. Oh, c'mon, you know the sex would be awesome. I mean, before she turned you into a toad. Meanwhile Harry's playing with his wand somewhere.
You're taking (dragon) fire! Only two magic items left in your arsenal. You reach into the bag and choose
Wand of Wonder -or- Deck of Many Things
And may the gods of chaos have mercy on your soul.
I'm gonna go fly swatter because... true story... When I was a kid we had an RV stopped at a campsite. We're eating burgers off the grill and flies are driving my dad crazy. He keeps trying to brush one away that's persistent. Finally, it dives, is right at crotch level, when he takes the flyswatter and hits himself full on in the balls then crumples over dropping his beer. Not sure we've ever laughed as hard since. I'd credit the fly if he were in this battle, but I can only credit the flyswatter.
And now for a Sophie's Choice of epic proportions.... AC vs DC...
Bon Scott vs Brian Johnson
Katniss, cuz, Jennifer Lawrence
Matt Groening Telematic Superhero Universe...
Stretch Dude, Clobber Girl and Lucy Lawless (Bart, Lisa, and Lucy Lawless) vs Captain Yesterday, Superking and Clobberella (Frye, Bender and Leela)
Polar Bears, always!
What? Polar boy?... I'll just presume he named himself after polar bears for the win.
Your tongue or your sphincter?
(Ne'er the two shall meet)
Timberwolf for having a marginally less stupid name. Ultra Boy sounds like wanna be Superboy. Beats Mr Terrific though. Is there an Awesome Boy? How about Neato-Boy?
Randomness will rule the day...
1st Edition Gamma World Mutation tables or 1st Edition Villains and Vigilantes Power Tables?
Haven't seen Prometheus in action so it's probably unfair that I judged him based purely on the "powers and abilities" section of his entry on wikipedia. I couldn't get past the part where he downloads things into his brain via a compact disc before I declared Deathstroke the winner.
Only one can work this side of the street...
Deathstroke (DC villain) vs Deathstroke (Champions super villain team).
My rule is: If a challenge goes most a day undecided, it goes to penalty kicks. Hush seems like more of a kicker, so he wins. He's basically evil batman, near as I can tell.
I know the way this forum leans so I know what they'll say to this one...
New Mutants vs Young Justice
Sparta. I mean, c'mon, some wussy hobbitses took out the evil eye. They'd stand less chance against competent people.
War is all about rePercussion...
John "Bonzo" Bonham vs Neil Peart
Lager Lager Lager Shoutin' Lager Lager Lager Shouting'!
I don't often like electronic music, but when I do, I prefer Underworld.
Speaking of Underworld...
Riddler or Penguin?