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20 hours ago, DShomshak said:

Star Trek: Strange New Worlds Season Two finally came in at the library. I've seen the first three eps and I'm impressed.

It gets EVEN BETTER!

Q: What's the difference between a mechanical engineer and a civil engineer?

A: A mechanical engineer makes weapons. A civil engineer makes targets. 

6 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said:

I got a chance to see the first bit of a little-known animated series called Phantom 2040.

I watched them all when they came out, and liked the cyberpunk spin on the pirate-fighting jungle hero. 

I looked at them a year or two ago, and the animation style bugged me too much to get far.

14 hours ago, Starlord said:

19 hours ago, Cygnia said:

"Thank God for small favors!"

8 hours ago, Bazza said:

5 vowels, 8 consonants, a comma, and an exclamation mark appeared in court today. They’re due to be sentenced some time next month.

The tongue twister world champion was arrested.

The police say he'll get a tough sentence. 

On 3/22/2024 at 12:45 PM, DShomshak said:

I told my kin to buy the cheapest cremation possible for my corpse, then send the ashes out with the trash.

It was my wife's first time seeing these. She liked the both.

The Monuments Men. George Clooney, Matt Damon, Bill Murray, John Goodman, and others are artists and historians during WWII that try to keep masterpieces from being blown up.

Pushing Daisies. Before he was in a dance-off with Chris Pratt to save the galaxy, Lee Pace owned a pie shop and brought people back to life.

Meal before Zod!

Where's the lie...?

10 hours ago, Cancer said:

It's generational.

If your parents didn't have kids, you won't either.