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If you put a hard hat to your ear, you can hear the OSHA roar.
 
 
 
  
 
We just started a biweekly Savage Rifts campaign, too. Today'll be our third session.
 

Hidden for people who don't care about Savage Rifts in a funny pic thread:
 

My first job was as a stand-in for mannequin at the local clothing store. I held that position for a long time.

If you put a hard hat to your ear, you can hear the OSHA roar.
 
 
 
  
 
We just started a biweekly Savage Rifts campaign, too. Today'll be our third session.
 

If you put a hard hat to your ear, you can hear the OSHA roar.
 
 
 
  
 
We just started a biweekly Savage Rifts campaign, too. Today'll be our third session.
 

If you put a hard hat to your ear, you can hear the OSHA roar.
 
 
 
  
 
We just started a biweekly Savage Rifts campaign, too. Today'll be our third session.
 

At the card shop, I asked the girl at the counter if she kept stationery.
She said, "Only for the while, then I really go wild."
 

"My paper airplane won't fly."
 
"Really? Not at all?"
 
"Nope. It's completely stationery."

Why did the middle-aged chicken cross the road?
 
 

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This is a job for... Señor Mágico!
 

This is a job for... Señor Mágico!
 

Harmon got it totally, utterly wrong if he thought Marvels needed less Ms. Marvel.  I shall elaborate within this spoiler tag:
 
 
IMO of course.

Trolling the fanbases ....
 

Posted my spoiler free review of The Marvels over in the WHYWR? thread, so as not to derail yet another discussion of exactly how arrogant Dr. Strange is supposed to be. 

Oh, I see you've met my gaming group.

Anyone who watched Spider-Man: No Way Home can imagine the Green Goblin being a threat. That Goblin is a super-powered Joker, a cunning technical genius who's also a homicidal psychopathic megalomaniac. He exists to spread chaos, terror, death and destruction, and to infect other supers with his delusions of godhood.

I recommend it! The show really captured the feel of the comic. 

Re: Jokes
 
The way I heard that one.
 
Heinberg once got pulled over for speeding.
 
The cop asked, "Do you have any idea how fast you were going?"
 
Heisenberg replied,
 

Doom says,  "No threat is greater than Doom."

This could fall under Funny, Creepy, or Foods threads...
 
 

This could fall under Funny, Creepy, or Foods threads...