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Pariah

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  1. What do you call fifty three millionaires, sitting around watching the Super Bowl? What do the Las Vegas Raiders and opossums have in common? How do you keep bears off your front lawn?
  2. I saw a similar graphic showing that Brock Purdy had better numbers this season than Lamar Jackson. It's like my uncle the statistics professor is fond of saying: "Torture numbers and they'll confess to anything."
  3. Well, this is likely to mix things up in the new-look B1G. UCLA coach Chip Kelly expected to become Ohio State offensive coordinator after informing Bruins of departure
  4. A man tells his Rabbi, "I want to live forever. What can I do?" The Rabbi tells him, "The answer is simple. Just get a job working in the fast food industry." The man is taken aback. "It's really that simple? That would let me live forever?" "No," the Rabbi says. "But the desire to do so will vanish pretty quickly."
  5. If you avoid conflict to keep the peace, you start a war within yourself.
  6. And to my idiot brother-in-law, I hereby bequeath ... a boot to the head. And another for his girlfriend, if he ever gets one. New Topic: Apparently there is some kind of football match this weekend? What's up with that?
  7. A happy day in Broncoland: Randy Gradishar elected to Pro Football Hall of Fame's Class of 2024
  8. Speaking of NIL... Revamped Utah bill aims to exempt college athletes' NIL agreements from open records law
  9. According to NOAA's Pacific Marine Environmental Laboratory, the Earth's oceans have a carbonate ion concentration of about 0.002 mol/L. So technically not entirely non-carbonated.
  10. Quiche No, really. We all love quiche, even the 10-year-old picky eater.
  11. Not that it ultimately matters, but I thought this was interesting. Las Vegas mayor says Athletics should not relocate despite plans: 'Figure out a way to stay in Oakland'
  12. "It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. It took one afternoon on the golf course." ~Hank Aaron
  13. Country singer-songwriter Toby Keith has died after battling stomach cancer
  14. I feel like the ability to drop minor sports is going to be severely limited by Title IX, but I could be mistaken. It will be interesting to see how this plays out at a private FCS university. If it works, how long until other private schools pick it up? Notre Dame? Vanderbilt? USC? And if it happens at USC, how long until UCLA finds a way to follow suit? I don't know that I'm ready to proclaim this a Pandora moment just yet, but in the NIL world, who knows?
  15. My favorite version of this particular scam: Kid: "What are you eating? Is it pie?" Me: "No, it's a fruit casserole." Kid: "Ugh. I hate casserole!" Me (to myself): "I know."
  16. Zip drives New Topic: Things That Makes You Smile
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