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Pariah

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  1. He signs an executive order requiring you to go to all Cleveland Browns home games, including preseason games, wearing a Baltimore Ravens replica jersey. The order remains in effect until the Brown host a playoff game.
  2. The Tony Stark: Filled with equal measures of Ham and Cheese, served with bourbon.
  3. The high temperature here today in the Valley of Salt was just under 39C (102F). Too redacted hot, although I am first to admit that I live in a desert and that I moved here on purpose.
  4. Q - What is Death Tribble's campaign strategy for the next NGD Presidential election? A - I want that building gone by sundown. No excuses.
  5. How about It's a Mad Mad Mad World of Muppets?
  6. What did he do this time, I wonder?
  7. Hunt down and dispatch every single winner from every season of Survivor. You know, for the irony.
  8. An original tune called "Stalking Miss Gillian"
  9. I think Ukraine and Syria have bigger problems than measurement, don't you?
  10. "What do you mean, you didn't think it was appropriate to put bacon on that cheeseburger? Off with his head!"
  11. Anything that won't kill you is technically edible, isn't it?
  12. New Topic: Songs with one-word titles.
  13. Have you ever seen their bit with Milton Berle on The Muppet Show? Genius.
  14. The parking situation at my alma mater, where I'm assisting with a summer chemistry program, is a nightmare. The parking lot at the chemistry building is currently a construction zone until they finish the new law building. Thank the maker for light rail.
  15. "Not now, John. I'm on a case."
  16. Q - Can you help me get the lid off this pickle jar? A - It's the only one I've ever seen that didn't come with a warning label and three lead-lined flasks.
  17. Burrito? Wasn't the latest theory that he was actually an egg roll?
  18. I don't care how you try to explain it, that's simply not tax-deductible.
  19. L. Marcus is their top field operative. New Topic: Other notable NGD posters and their true roles in the Massive Global Conspiracy.
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