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Pariah

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  1. Q - Ben Affleck as Batman? Seriously? A - Burn, Scarecrow.
  2. I re-watched The Core the other night. I didn't remember much about it, other than that the science in the movie is HORRIBLE. But then I saw the big briefing scene where the Aaron Eckhart character effectively tells everyone, including the audience, "This could not possibly happen, and if it did, there's absolutely nothing we could do about it. Everything you're about to see in this movie, from this moment on, is absolutely and totally ludicrous, unquestionably insane, and utterly impossible." It's like he's lampshading it for the viewers. Having seen that, I was able to enjoy the movie.
  3. I hope the wayward feline returns home soon.
  4. Q - Why do you write everything in a super-large font? A - I would not wish that on my worst enemy,
  5. Lost cats, in my experience, tend to be found only when they're good and ready to be.
  6. Could he actually be blinded if he didn't?
  7. Q - What happens when an average dungeon party attacks a dragon convention? A - I lit it on fire, just like you asked.
  8. Ben Affleck as Nighthawk. New Topic: Unexpected songs appearing on the Champions movie soundtrack.
  9. So, give it to us straight, BB: Are you really an egg roll masquerading as a burrito masquerading as a chimichanga?
  10. I used to have a poster with that picture. It was captioned, "Sometimes you don't get partial credit for showing your work."
  11. I was going to watch Cosmos on Sunday night, but we were at my mother-in-law's house and she had a power outage.
  12. I think you're thinking of, "How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?"
  13. Q - What's the difference between a riddle and a rhetorical question?
  14. For my students, I try to keep the terror-to-boredom ratio strongly unbalanced on the side of terror.
  15. Q - I'm writing a new video game that features Subzero, Iceman, Frozone, Captain Cold, the Abominable Snowman, Ice-9, and Queen Elsa. I'm calling it "World of Frostcraft". What do you think? A - It works just fine, as long as you don't actually turn it on.
  16. Q - Are you really filming a Caddyshack sequel? A - Blow it.
  17. It's BYU. They have more tournament appearances (27) without a Final Four than any other team on Earth.
  18. Okay, here are my three offerings: "Supermassive Black Hole" by Muse http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0LgcDpTH47g "Earthshine" by Rush "Cosmos Rockin'" by Queen + Paul Rodgers (bonus points for being written by Dr. Brian May, an astronomer)
  19. In honor of the new Cosmos series: New Topic: Three Songs about Space, the Stars, the Universe, etc.
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