Pariah

You mean this guy?

Isn't five right out?

Do we really need to count tauntings?

But they don't carry coconuts.

Q - So, were all those people really in favor of Crimea rejoining Russia? A - You may not, under any circumstances, pet the zebra.

May I help?

Her bedtime story of choice is A Brief History of Time.

OFF-TOPIC: Well, this is the Hero Games forum, and you're here, so....

Weird, isn't it?

Cancer.

Q - Bob was taken hostage when Professor Muerte took over the sandwich shop? A - Honestly, I had no idea he was even still around.

Wait, is that a compliment? (Thank you, by the way.)

Construct a working monopole from the following materials: a rock hammer, a roll of waxed paper, a chicken enchilada, a joy buzzer, and seven size B batteries. All but the chicken enchilada are found beneath your seat. You have 15 minutes. New Topic: Subtle signs that your favorite professor is actually a supervillain.

Jeff Foxworthy.

No thanks. The last thing I need is to end up getting decapitated in a freak limbo accident.

...how few famous people I recognize.

Her phone number?

...the Devil sounds suspiciously like Rowan Atkinson.

You're kidding, right? (Everyone knows there's no such thing as Sanity Claus. /chicomarx)

Q - What's a satisfying day's work for a Vogon? A - I'll take a triple.

For the sake of sanity, perhaps?

It's written in violet crayon on scented pink paper.

Q - Ben Affleck as Batman? Seriously? A - Burn, Scarecrow.

I call it "Fourth period".

I re-watched The Core the other night. I didn't remember much about it, other than that the science in the movie is HORRIBLE. But then I saw the big briefing scene where the Aaron Eckhart character effectively tells everyone, including the audience, "This could not possibly happen, and if it did, there's absolutely nothing we could do about it. Everything you're about to see in this movie, from this moment on, is absolutely and totally ludicrous, unquestionably insane, and utterly impossible." It's like he's lampshading it for the viewers. Having seen that, I was able to enjoy the movie.