Pariah

Q - It's the last day of the semester, I haven't been to class regularly, I haven't turned in about 2/3 of the homework, and I want to know what I can do to get an A. A - I don't see why that's my problem, honestly.

Q - Are you the one who requisitioned three red pens and fifteen liters of ether? A - I can feel my I.Q. dropping by the moment.

Those are just redacted hideous. (I fully expect Oregon to wear something like them next football season.)

Q - How would you like your mashed potatoes and raisin sauce served? A - I wouldn't bet on it.

Isn't that a kind of insect?

The NSEA Protector. New Topic: Gwen DeMarco, Hoshi Sato, and Ender Wiggin walk into a bar....

I guess that depends on whether Purgatory is part of Hell proper. People get out of Purgatory all the time, I understand.

Hurricane of puns!

Haven't we all been saying that?

Yersinia pestis (Linky, for the curious.)

Q - Why do you have PC stamped on your forehead? A - I don't think it's fair to say that everybody wants a rock to wind a piece of string around.

I've seen it. It's interesting to ponder, I suppose. My thought is that the Powers That Be, being omniscient, would have arranged to make Hell just precisely as large as it eventually needs to be. This renders the question of expansion moot, thereby nullifying the presented explanation. A simpler solution, I think, is this: If anything is getting into Hell and nothing is getting out, then Hell is by definition endothermic. But then, what the Hell do I know?

We've recently begun watching Brooklyn Nine-nine. It's surprisingly entertaining. Andre Braugher is a perfect straight man for the cast of weirdos and loonies that inhabit the precinct. Great fun.

Q - Why is it bad to be arthritic in Point Barrow? A - There are no electrons.

Filling out your tax return using Roman numerals. New Topic: Other occasions where the use of Roman numerals would be inappropriate, but awesome.

You mean this guy?

Isn't five right out?

Do we really need to count tauntings?

But they don't carry coconuts.

Q - So, were all those people really in favor of Crimea rejoining Russia? A - You may not, under any circumstances, pet the zebra.

May I help?

Her bedtime story of choice is A Brief History of Time.

OFF-TOPIC: Well, this is the Hero Games forum, and you're here, so....

Weird, isn't it?

Cancer.