Pariah

No thanks. The last thing I need is to end up getting decapitated in a freak limbo accident.

...how few famous people I recognize.

Her phone number?

...the Devil sounds suspiciously like Rowan Atkinson.

You're kidding, right? (Everyone knows there's no such thing as Sanity Claus. /chicomarx)

Q - What's a satisfying day's work for a Vogon? A - I'll take a triple.

For the sake of sanity, perhaps?

It's written in violet crayon on scented pink paper.

Q - Ben Affleck as Batman? Seriously? A - Burn, Scarecrow.

I call it "Fourth period".

I re-watched The Core the other night. I didn't remember much about it, other than that the science in the movie is HORRIBLE. But then I saw the big briefing scene where the Aaron Eckhart character effectively tells everyone, including the audience, "This could not possibly happen, and if it did, there's absolutely nothing we could do about it. Everything you're about to see in this movie, from this moment on, is absolutely and totally ludicrous, unquestionably insane, and utterly impossible." It's like he's lampshading it for the viewers. Having seen that, I was able to enjoy the movie.

Do you feel lucky? Well, do you?

I hope the wayward feline returns home soon.

Q - Why do you write everything in a super-large font? A - I would not wish that on my worst enemy,

Lost cats, in my experience, tend to be found only when they're good and ready to be.

Could he actually be blinded if he didn't?

Q - What happens when an average dungeon party attacks a dragon convention? A - I lit it on fire, just like you asked.

Ben Affleck as Nighthawk. New Topic: Unexpected songs appearing on the Champions movie soundtrack.

Just be grateful, okay?

So, give it to us straight, BB: Are you really an egg roll masquerading as a burrito masquerading as a chimichanga?

I used to have a poster with that picture. It was captioned, "Sometimes you don't get partial credit for showing your work."

I was going to watch Cosmos on Sunday night, but we were at my mother-in-law's house and she had a power outage.

Who would ask such a thing?

I think you're thinking of, "How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?"

Is that a rhetorical question?