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Pariah

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  1. The winner is immediately declared the front-runner for the 2016 Democratic presidential nomination.
  2. Q - So, we have a very, very special event planned for church next weekend. Will I see you there? A - I'm pretty sure that's not the way that song goes.
  3. He moves blockers out of the way with just a wave of his hand. New Topic: Subtle signs that the cheerleaders are really meta-humans/mutants/aliens/whatever.
  4. What is this "work" of which you speak?
  5. Q - How would you like to be punched in the kidneys, kicked in the privates, and kissed repeatedly by Zooey Deschanel? A - I could be twice as satisfied for half the price.
  6. I love this man's analysis of how we speak today: Like, You Know by Taylor Mali
  7. Anything is poisonous in sufficiently high doses, isn't it?
  8. Q - Lady Gaga's running for governor? What's her platform? A - No, I don't doubt that you can do it. I just don't think you should.
  9. I'm sorry, I dozed off for a moment there...what was the question?
  10. Q - Hello Kitty fan fiction? Is there even a market for that? A - The last thing I needed the first thing this morning.
  11. The ability to understand the slurred speech of the idiots behind you who have already had half a dozen or so.
  12. Q - SPAM is the devil's lunch meat. Wouldn't you agree? A - I am one with the wind and sky.
  13. Q - So, what's the deal with comets? A - It's not the very last thing I expected, but close.
  14. Insomnia? Or perhaps you have two small children in your home?
  15. Why would sodium have the chemical symbol "Na" if its name were kalium?
  16. 'Kalium' is potassium and 'natrium' is sodium; doesn't everyone know this?
  17. The Red Hot Chili Peppers with Bruno Mars. Wait, what do you mean they're actually doing that?! NEW TOPIC: Subtle signs that the crew of Babylon 5 no longer finds your antics amusing.
  18. Reminds me of Grond's origin story. TV Tres even comments on it.
  19. In other words, in the School of Medicine, down in the basement. New Topic: Foxbat walks into a bar....
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