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Pariah

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  1. New rocket engines propelled by the controlled combustion of Illudium Q-36.
  2. Q - Up for a night of wild romance, Reed? A - I did everything you told me to do! Twice!
  3. The truth? Can you handle the truth?!
  4. This week's topic reflects the fact that we've been away for a while: Three Favorite Songs You Haven't Heard In A Long Time
  5. Aren't politicians amoral and self-centered pretty much everywhere?
  6. Q - Is EVERYONE here a Shriner? A - Do the right thing for once.
  7. Ooh, I'd kind of forgotten about this thread. Thanks for the bump, Baz!
  8. Q - Until you determine the eigenvalue of this wavefunction, you will not be able to predict the location and/or energy of the electron in question. Got it? A - Not a doubt in my mind.
  9. Is it absolutly necessary to bring politics into this?
  10. Asbestos. Lots and lots of asbestos.
  11. Q - What's the [insert Party name here]'s latest plan to end the government shutdown? A - Candy. Lots and lots of candy. And a live platypus.
  12. That's a rather caustic reply, don't you think? /threadjack
  13. "AAHHH! It's a pack of rabid hyenas! Run away! Run as fast as your feet will carry you!!" (beat) "Not so fast! I never said 'Simon says'!"
  14. That's cool. I'll have to re-read it later when I don't have a brain cloud.
  15. Q - What caused those destructive coronal mass emissions? A - Let them eat Justice!
  16. We had parent teacher confrences last week, and as compensation for thirteen-hour days on Monday and Tuesday, we got Friday off. Sadly, I spent the entire weekend sick. I'm still not completely rid of the crud in my head, throat, and chest yet. That's not so bad, I guess, but now my 8+ month pregnant wife and 3-1/2 year old daughter have it, too. Crap.
  17. "Between Love and Hate" by Mystery http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwjAntAPmuw
  18. From Facebook: "The United States government stopped working because they can't agree on how to spend the imaginary money they don't have." Pretty well sums it up, I think.
  19. The Powers That Be in the United States Government agree to sit down and figure out how to end the shutdown because they somehow came to the realization that their own stupidity is causing real problems for real people. Like THAT would ever really happen.
  20. Funny, I was just telling my AP class about Brownian Motion and the Annus Mirabilis papers the other day. Random does indeed have its uses!
  21. Fried porridge is not that big a jump from fried corn-meal mush (which is pretty darn good, by the way).
  22. Q - What phrase was allegedly excised from the Gospel of Matthew, chapter 14 verses 28-31? A - You're going straight to the fiery realm of Hades for that, you know.
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