"I love you. You're my Valentine."
"For now. But what about when I'm eighty and I'm in a wheelchair on oxygen? You still going to want me?"
"Do you think I'm so shallow that I'm going to leave you when you're old? What if I gained a hundred pounds? You going to leave me then?"
[beat] "No!"
"What's with the pause?"
"Well, it's not exactly fair. I mean, I have to get old. You don't have to get fat."
"If I want to get fat, I get fat."
"Okay, fine. And if you do, I'll be there. You'll see."
"Yeah, watch me! Watch me how I get fat! [beat] I can get fat."
"And I'll be there."