Pariah

Spades it is!

"This paper reminds me of the anion formed by fluorine: F-."

Student: "Why did you give me an 'F' on this assignment?" Teacher: "Because I couldn't give you a 'G'."

Don't you draw the Queen of Diamonds, boy, she'll beat you of she's able. The Queen of Hearts is always your best bet.

Malfunction

Paradise City has green grass and pretty girls. I was reading the other day on the internet (so it must be true!) that Kenny Loggins was actually the fifth choice to sing "Danger Zone" in Top Gun after two groups and to solo artists declined. So, an I Challenge You! Two-fer: Toto vs. REO Speedwagon Bryan Adams vs. Corey Hart

Q: Why are you trying to teach partial differential equations to a kid watching Looney Tunes? A: The triple integral of yo' mama.

The inevitable upcoming reboot of Knight Rider. Dropped a curling stone right on Glorious Leader's head. Knocked some sense into him.

Justin Timberlake

The Bog! The Bog!! MY EYES!!!!! Bears vs. Lions

I think I still need two Options and the Card. It may be Monday before I get that done.

Detergent-scented projectile vomiting, more likely.

Where's the "groan" button...?

Ralph's redeeming quality was that he was a genuinely good person. What he lacked in skill or competence, he made up in heart. Hence, Greatest American Hero. If that's not going to be the case with the reboot, then I can think of no good reason to watch it. I guess we'll see.

...primarily because Death Tribble, one of.the financial backers for the film, demanded 150% of the gross. I have to read the contract more carefully next time.

The worst thing about a war is the silence between the battles, Victor thought to himself. He'd been in the room with Mechanon for almost an hour, during which time the mechanical hero hadn't made a sound. It was unnerving. In defiance of the silence, Victor spoke to himself. "We have five of the most powerful heroes on Earth leading the defense of our planet." He waited for a response, received none. "Five should be enough, shouldn't it?" With that, he thought he saw Mechanon move. He looked more carefully. He couldn't be sure. If it had moved, it had done so almost imperceptibly. "What, do you think we need one more?" No response. "You think we need one more." Nothing. "All right, we'll get one more." Option (Protagonist): Lady Shiva

Insect

Or, if we want to irritate Starlord.... FOURTRAN

I've worked with Fortran. It certainly had the effect of inducing profanity, in my experience.

We talked about Doppler shift last night.

Grading exams?

That's a perfectly valid criterion.

My brother wrote on Facebook today:

Kaeto has made a small fortune selling yachts to dentists.

Blackbody radiation?