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Pariah

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  1. Re: A Thread for Random Mooings Wow, you folks are milking this thread for all it's worth. Pretty cheesy, if you ask me. What?
  2. Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat They've been discovered stealing middle school biology experiments...for a BBQ...
  3. Re: Jokes In honor of the season.... Q: What do you call a ghost that haunts a hen house?
  4. Re: Answers & Questions Q: What is Katrina and the Waves' tribute to Pink Floyd going to be called? A: It's just a movie, after all.
  5. Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Oi, look at me, mates! I can shoot lightning out me bum!"
  6. Re: Answers & Questions Q: What's TV going to be like until the World Series starts? A: But it looked so good on Diana Ross!
  7. Re: Answers & Questions Q: What are Captain Link Hogthrob, First Mate Miss Piggy, and Dr. Julius Strangepork complaining about now? A: Like Paris Hilton on Jeopardy!
  8. Re: Jokes A minister, a priest, and a rabbi walked into a bar one evening. The bartender took one look at them and said, "What is this, some kind of a joke?" A three-legged dog walked into a saloon in the Old West. The place suddenly went silent, and the dog said, "I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw!" A skeleton walked into a bar and told the bartender, "Give me a beer and a mop."
  9. Re: Answers & Questions Q: Oh no, they're threatening to pass that ridiculous Paranormal Registration Bill! Who can save us from the foolishness of our legislators? A: A complete disaster, with Buffalo Wings and BBQ pork flung everywhere.
  10. Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The Fly "Buzzzz buzzzz buzzzz..." *SWAT* Problem solved.
  11. Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat You know, I can use my growth powers selectively.... New Topic: Clever responses to bad superhero pick-up lines.
  12. Re: Answers & Questions Q: Hey, did you know there are 499 ways to cook bratwurst besides grilling? A: Free tickets to the Yanni concert!
  13. Re: Answers & Questions Q: Exactly who were you talking about when you said, "Oh my Lords!"? A: Welcome to the precise geographic middle of nowhere.
  14. Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat More toes!
  15. Re: Jokes A Brief History of Medicine: Problem: "I have an ear ache." Solutions: * 2000 B.C. - "Here, eat this root." * 1000 A.D. - "That root is heathen, say this prayer." * 1850 A.D. - "That prayer is superstition, drink this potion." * 1940 A.D. - "That potion is snake oil, swallow this pill. " * 1985 A.D. - "That pill is ineffective, take this antibiotic." * 2000 A.D. - "That antibiotic is artificial. Here, eat this root."
  16. Re: Answers & Questions Q:What makes you think Death Tribble's gone Goth? A: Ladies and gentlemen, start your perpetual motion machines!
  17. Re: Answers & Questions Q: And what was the Spitter saying when you beat him into unconsciousness? A: And one can of Whoop-@ss. Extra large, if you've got it.
  18. Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "We're going on strike until such time as the Mayor agrees to a renegotiation of our contract with the city. Until then, we've arranged for CLOWN to cover all city emergencies." New Topic: Ill-conceived supervillain product endorsements.
  19. Re: Answers & Questions Q: "'Whole grain,' I told him, Officer. 'Too much Wonder Bread can be fatal.'" A: Fifty loaves of Wonder Bread and only one jar of peanut butter.
  20. Re: Answers & Questions Q: So, how did that little 'wrestling match' with a wood nymph, Elastigirl, and the Invisible Woman turn out? A: A slap in the face with a wet fish.
  21. Re: Answers & Questions Q: Hey, what do you think these electroencephalogram results mean? A: Room-temperature I.Q.
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