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Pariah

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  1. He's vigorously recruiting left-handed long relievers and closers. For a hockey team.
  2. Samuel L. Mutha****in Jackson. Because he's awesome. I have no idea why Spike Lee is held in as high regard as he is. Star Wars II: Betelgeuse vs. Rigel
  3. Kittens are less destructive. On the other hand, kittens grow up to become cats.... Star Wars: Aldebaran vs. Zubenelgenubi
  4. Dawn comes only once each day, and is over pretty quickly. Plus, I'm up already. Overly-sugared Thirst Quenchers: Fruit punch vs. Gatorade
  5. Death Tribble, despite his claims, is not really Lolth's pet mischief maker. He just refuses to recognize the restraining order.
  6. Unexpected weather leads to dozens of spontaneous snowball fights.
  7. Sounds kinda Freudian to me. Of course, that's the problem with Freud. If it isn't one thing, it's your mother.
  8. Newly discovered fossil that looked like dinosaur feces was the ancestor of homeopathic medicine! Edit: Yotz, that's three. New Topic: Major League Baseball is threatening contemplating expansion again, with Montreal and Portland as the most likely targets. Suggest names for these two new teams. (The more amusing, the better.)
  9. I think BYU only got an F because there wasn't anything lower.
  10. Avengers Mansion. What kind of freak spends all his spare time in a cave? Heavy Metal: French horn vs. Tuba
  11. From USA Today's Sports section: Grades for all 130 FBS teams for 2017
  12. If you're asking if I can calculate changes to your grade in my head, the answer is 'No'.
  13. Death Tribble once mistakenly ordered potassium sulfate, thinking it was Kaeto.
  14. See also: Definition, circular.
  15. Kaeto made me a deal! he said that if I didn't want to pay $3 apiece for them, he'd sell me five for $20!
  16. Thor. He's not just the God of Hammers, you know. Very, Very Frightening: Tampa Bay Lightning (NHL) vs. Oklahoma City Thunder (NBA)
  17. A pillow peed on by a black panther is something I want no part of. Thunder vs. Lightning
  18. Kaeto sells chocolate-covered oysters online.
  19. Number One. I'm partial to brunettes. Exotic Space Ladies: Gamora (GotG) vs. Zhaan (Farscape)
  20. Challenge Manchester United to a home-and-home. American football rules in the USA, association football rules in the UK.
  21. I never saw either one of them. Sneaky Sneaky: Invisibility vs. Teleportation
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