Pariah

Hermit resolves to get off the damn fence already. Maybe.

Fungus

More than now? I find that hard to believe.

Well, it appears that Ohio State was actually a pretty good team that just had a couple of bad losses. It also appears that Wisconsin was a really good team who just happened to have and one bad game against a really good opponent. Overall, I'd say Ohio State and Wisconsin are both better teams than anyone thought a couple of weeks ago.

Beast

Well done!

HULK SMASH PUNY COSMIC ENTITY! More Cosmic Weirdness: Captain America with a Green Lantern power ring vs. Billy Batson with Mjolnir

Leviathan

Captain

Cancer has the only Studebaker gas-electric hybrid in North America.

X-Force

It was 57°F (13.9°C) in SLC today, December 30th. This should not be so.

Pattern Ghost has a surprisingly lucrative secondhand ballpoint pen business.

In a shocking move, they are both soundly defeated by . . . The Tick! SPOOOOOOOON! Sea-bound Showdown! Aqualad vs. Namorita

What?

Large orange drink

Kansas City fan buries Chiefs flag under Raiders' new stadium site in Las Vegas

Heroes: Bond, Bourne, and Bauer Mission: To find and capture a dangerous international terrorist--and then beat the living $#!& out of him before he can implement his nefarious plan. New letter: R

Here's the idea: You will be given a letter of the alphabet. You must choose three heroes whose names begin with that letter, and describe the mission these three heroes will fulfill. Then, choose another letter. Example: B Heroes: Bond (James), Beowulf, Bouncing Boy Mission: The three heroes must join forces to stop a time-traveling madman from destroying the universe. Heroes may be from any genre. First, last, and code names are all acceptable. Clear enough? Let's start with the letter S.

Virgin

Is everyone 0K?

I can at least pronounce most of the Norse ones. On the other hand, nobody's ever written four overrated operas about Aztec mythology, so that's a plus. That's The Question: "Who are you?" vs. "What do you want?"

While driving home tonight, Lady P and I saw a hearse in the HOV lane. I don't think its supposed to work that way.

West Virginia's performance against Utah was embarrassing, but there's a reason that Utah coach Kyle Whittingham is 11-1 in bowl games in his career.

Gusundheit.