Pariah

I got Cadbury Royal dark chocolate mini eggs.

A man who says "I'm sorry" when he knows he's wrong is honest. A man who says "I'm sorry" when he's not sure he's wrong is prudent. A man who says "I'm sorry" when he knows he's right is married.

Today's trivia question: What do these nine NFL quarterbacks have in common? Joe Flacco Nick Foles Eli Manning Peyton Manning Jake Plummer Dak Prescott Mark Sanchez Matthew Stafford Ryan Tannehill

"Excuse me, sir. There's been a little problem in the cockpit, and I was—" "The cockpit? What is it?" "It's the little room in the front of the plane where the pilots sit, but that's not important right now."

The first game of the UFL season is playing on Fox right now. I turned on the game, and my little girl went nuts. She loves football. I'm not usually a huge fan of the monocolor look, but Arlington looks pretty good in sky blue. Birmingham would look better if they had gold pants instead of white. We're about 6 minutes into the first quarter with no score yet. Arlington just got a takeaway. The Birmingham receiver bobbled the pass and it fell right into the defensive back's arms. Now they're interviewing Deion Sanders on the sideline. I don't really know why.

Spend money on a broadcast package for a team that's going to lose 100 games this year? Tempting. 🙄

Who would?

A tip of the cap to Bazza for this one.

I won't sleep again until I sleep with you I won't dream again until I dream again with you My love One look in your eyes and I see The light shining through I truly believe in the magic of all that you do Give me hope When I need it Give me peace When I feel it Give me life When I breathe it Give me dreams Keep me dreaming One look in your eyes and I know It's right for me and you Feel the love shine Feel the love shine Do you feel the love shine? Feel the love shine 1234567 All good people Your flame is the fire that burns in the night Guiding me through Drawn out of the darkness and into the light You bring me to Give me hope When I need it Give me peace When I feel it Give me life When I breathe it Give me dreams Keep me dreaming One look in your eyes and I know That it's right for me and you Do you feel the love shine? Feel the love that shines Do you feel the love shine? Feel the love that shines Do you feel the love? I won't dream again until I dream again with you 1234567 All good people got to feel the love I won't sleep again until I sleep again with you One chance in a million To find a true love between two Taken by the powers of what you believe Knowing you can't lose Give me hope When I need it Give me peace When I feel it Give me life When I breathe it Give me dreams Keep me dreaming One look in your eyes and I know It was meant for me and you Do you feel the love shine? Feel the love that shines Do you feel the love shine? Feel the love that shines Do you feel the love shine? I won't dream again until I dream again with you Do you feel the love shine? I won't sleep again until 1234567 Do you feel the love shine? Beyond the sun Beyond the sky These very questions lie Starlight Loving, in a lifetime It was the first time candlelight Something happens in your lifetime It's the dance we all go through Bring it in now Bring it in true Bring it in fast Bring it right through Right through Feel the love shine 1234567

Bad enough that none of them survived it?

An infinite number of $1 bills and an infinite number of $100 bills would be worth exactly the same amount.

Sadly, I wasn't able to watch a second of it because the MLB Network decided that we would be more entertained by a game in Seattle.

Rockies are down 16-1 to Arizona in the 8th. What a way to open the new season. A few hours ago, I was wondering who would.finish closer to the bottom of their league, the Rockies or the Broncos. Now, I'm not really wondering any more.

Q: Does Rule 34 apply to Star Trek? A: Rutabagas for everyone!

The conference formerly known as the PAC-12 used to have a rule that required teams playing on Thursday to have a bye the week before. I wish the NFL would do something like that.

I had just finished listening to disc 6 of 11 of The Blue Sword by Robin McKinley, the bit where Harimad-sol is officially made one of.the King's Riders of Damar. I slipped in disc 7 ... and it was unreadable. I took it back to the library, and they don't have another copy. So I had to get another book. Of what they had available on site, I chose The Handmaid's Tale by Margaret Atwood. I've listened to about 10 minutes of it. I'm already low-key horrified.

So young in love, they couldn't wait Said their vows just to run away Suddenly they felt their lives had changed They believed their hearts were strong Just to find they couldn't get along They didn't care it slowly comes undone Will she go or will she stay (will she stay) Fool herself one more day Don't give up Never walk away Love's a promise that he made In his heart it still remains Don't give up Never walk away Had to meet somewhere half way Heart to heart, face to face Compromise the price they had to pay Cared enough to stand their ground Screamed and shouted 'til the walls came down Won the fight still a brand new day Will she go or will she stay (will she stay) Fool herself one more day Don't give up Never walk away Love's a promise that he made In his heart it still remains Don't give up Never walk away Will she go or will she stay (will she stay) Fool herself one more day Don't give up Never walk away Love's a promise that he made In his heart it still remains Don't give up Never walk away Never walk away Oh, oh (never walk away) Never walk away

If you know, you know.

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All right, as I see it, we still need titles from Cancer, Dr. MID-Nite, and Sociotard, as well as a Paragon and an Organization from Dr, MID-Nite. I hope to put up the poll tomorrow and run it until Monday morning.

Boss: "Where do you see yourself in five years?" Me: "I'd say my biggest weakness is listening."