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mwiggins

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About mwiggins

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    smarter than I look
  • Birthday 09/10/1972

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    I'm single, alone, unemployed and miserable
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    Whatever it takes to survive
  1. Re: Jokes Woman texts her husband.. Her: Windows froze Him: Pour warm water on it Her: Computer completly screwed now.
  2. Re: Jokes Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? All they said was, "BACH, BACH, BACH..."
  3. Re: Jokes And on that note.... When Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a churchyard. A couple days later, the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noise coming from the area where Beethoven was buried. Terrified, the drunk ran and got the priest to come and listen to it. The priest bent close to the grave and heard some faint, unrecognizable music coming from the grave. Frightened, the priest ran and got the town magistrate. When the magistrate arrived, he bent his ear to the grave, listened for a moment, and said, "Ah, yes, that's Beethoven's Ninth Symphony, being played backwards." He listened a while longer, and said, "There's the Eighth Symphony, and it's backwards, too. Most puzzling." So the magistrate kept listening; "There's the Seventh... the Sixth... the Fifth..." Suddenly the realization of what was happening dawned on the magistrate; he stood up and announced to the crowd that had gathered in the cemetery, "My fellow citizens, there's nothing to worry about. It's just Beethoven decomposing."
  4. Re: Jokes Here is the complete joke that K was telling J in the beginning of the movie Men in Black Be aware it is dirty.
  5. Re: Jokes One day a man walks into a bar and to his amazement, he finds a tiny person playing a tiny piano. Stunned the man asked the bartender where he got the person. The bartender replied that if you go into the closet there is a genie that will grant one wish. The man dashed into the the closet and as the bartender said their was a genie. The man wished for 1,000,000 million bucks, but instead, got 1,000,000 ducks. Infuriated the man stormed to the bartender and screamed "I asked your f###ing genie for 1,000,000 bucks but i got 1,000,000 ducks. "No duh", replied the bartender, "Do you really think I asked for a 12 inch PIANIST
  6. Re: What Fantasy/Sci-Fi book have you just finished? Please rate it... I just got finished reading the first two book of the Hunger Games. No bad. Even the hard hearted B#####d that I am almost teared up on one chapter. And it leaves a lot of room for prequels. BTW.. what's with these shopping links that seem to be added?
  7. Re: Jokes A guy was concerned about his wife’s emotional swings, sohe bought her a mood ring. When she was in a good mood, it glowed green. When she was in a bad mood...
  8. Re: Jokes A gynecologist decided the he hated his job. So he went to the local community college and signed up for a auto repair class. When he got the resaults for the final exam he saw that he had gotten 150%. so he called the teacher to see if there was some kind of mistake. The teacher said "Taking the engine apart was 50% of the grade and you did it perfactly. Putting the engine back togethor was 50% of the grade and you did it perfectly. I gave you extra credit because...
  9. Re: Jokes I know a guy that has 2 and they came to an arrangement. The LUCKY dog.
  10. Re: What Have You Watched Recently? I just finishes 'American Pie presents: Beta house'. It's like Animal house with LOTS of Bewbs. I watched it twice which is odd for me, as I don't usually watch most netflix movies again. there is a scene hidden behind the credits
  11. Re: Jokes Why was Princess Diana upset on her honeymoon?
  12. Re: Jokes you were scooped on page 87 by Bazza, but nice try http://www.herogames.com/forums/showthread.php/43413-Jokes?p=1999335
  13. Re: Jokes An old man goes to the doctor and says "Doc, I think my wife is going deaf. I'll say something and she will just ignore me." the doctor replies ""When she has he back turned got o the far side of the room and say something. If she doesn't reply go to the middle of the room and try again. If she still dosn't respond get right behind her and try again." So when he got home is wife was reading and from the far side of the room he asked "Honey, what's for dinner?" she didn't respond He went to the middle of the room and again asked "Honey, what's for dinner?" Again she didn't say anything So he got right behind her and asked "Honey, what's for dinner?" She turned around and yelled
  14. Re: Jokes Kind'a dirty read at your own risk.
  15. Re: The cranky thread I went to Lowes last night and bought 1 item. It cost $0.51* with the taxes. They gave me a recipt that was 11 5/8" long. *that is another irritation. there is no longer a cent symbol on the keyboard any more
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