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Clonus

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  1. Shawn: With a little bit of poison, called WD40. Juliet: Compound 1080. Shawn: I've heard it both ways. Gus: No, you haven't. Shawn: You know what's even more tired than me saying "I've heard it both ways"? Gus: Me saying "No, you haven't"? Shawn: That's right. Gus: Agree to disagree.
  2. Correction. He had just resigned and they only ate his (and his brother's) liver.
  3. Alert, alert DJ Crazy Times If you want parties to be making, have some noise Bratislava, all the women in the world Let me see your beautiful faces Oh, I've got an idea... world peace! When the pleasure is a dream on a secret love And the people want to make a fun We are losing control on a floor tonight Take your heart into a unicorn If the sky is not green, but the sky is blue Have a passion in a million way Touch it, make it twice before I cry Heaven is a time today! (Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na) Put your hands up in the air All of the dream (c'mon, c'mon) How does it mean? (Let's go, everybody go) When the rhythm is glad (c'mon, c'mon) There is nothing to be sad (that's right, that's right) Danger and dance (c'mon, c'mon) Clapping the hands (electric, electric) When we out in the space On the planet of the Bass Life, it never die Women are my favorite guy Sex, I'm wanting more Tell the world, stop the war Boom! Hear the bass go zoom Have a body, feel the groove Cyber system overload Everybody movement! All of the dream (let's go, everybody go) How does it mean? (Put your hands in the air right now) When the rhythm is glad (c'mon, c'mon) There is nothing to be sad (yeah, oh yeah) Danger and dance (woo) Clapping the hands When we out in the space On the planet of the Bass Hello, are you at phone? Yes it's true, yes it's true Are you the girl of the love? Yes, I am a girl I love you and feel groove I love you too I want the sex on the phone I am so alone in the night Goodbye Goodbye And tonight I will never die That is good to me as well as that Oh-oh-whoa-oh-la-di-da (yeah, c-come on) La-di-da-di-da-ha ah ah (tonight, yeah)
  4. The Mother : Come live with me. My roommate just moved out. Cindy : Are you sure? You just met me. I could be a serial killer. The Mother : I like to believe in people. Plus, what are the chances that we're both serial killers?
  5. https://youtu.be/VLuc2Ubt5Xc
  6. SCOTT: Captain, the transporter chief mentioned a surge of power. The transporter lock might have been affected by the ion storm and we just materialised somewhere else. KIRK: Yes, here. Not our universe, not our ship. Something parallel. A parallel universe co-existing with ours on another dimensional plane. Everything's duplicated, almost. Another Enterprise. Spock with a beard.
  7. Clonus

    The Meldverse

    The Confrérie Mutante (X-Men/Brotherhood of Evil) are France's flagship superhero team led by Professeur Cerebrale (Professor X/Brain), a disembodied brain with telepathic powers who gathered together strange and some would say freakish people to create France's equivalent of the Freakish Four. Other members include Madame Marvelle (Jean Grey/Madame Rouge), a shapeshifter who also has telepathic powers. Bete Noir (Monsieur Mallah/Beast), a large man covered in blue fur and endowed with boosted physical strength and agility. He is in love with Cerebrale who returns the sentiment although they can only exchange affection on the psychic plane. General Balor (Cyclops/General Immortus): More than a thousand years old, Balor has only one eye and can shoot energy beams out of it. In combat situations, Balor tends to be the leader when he is there. Gargantua (Colossus/Garguax): Descended from Russian emigres in the early 20th century Pierre Rasputin has the power to turn into a giant with boosted strength and durability.
  8. Clonus

    The Meldverse

    Loosely speaking, the Vengeance Society is the largest team of supervillains on Meld, but really it's just the team with the most unstable roster as various members join, drop out, are imprisoned or disabled by injury. It is rife with internecine squabbles that sometimes make it seem that they spend more time fighting each other than the heroes and other targets of various quests for revenge. Essentially a new Vengeance Society forms every time a few solo villains manage to overcome their differences enough to team up for a common goal. Numbered among their constantly shifting roster are: Captain Anarchy: Green Skull's previously mentioned arch-enemy and sometimes the leader of the society. Scarlet Wizard: A sorcerous villain and also sometimes the leader when his shaky sanity isn't acting up. Brother to Silver Slash Ymir: Empowered by a ancient Norse artifact Able to turn into a battle-axe swinging giant made out of regenerating ice, and able to control wind, ice and cold. Solomon Fixit: Hulking grey skinned revenant mobster with enormous strength and the ability to return from death. Shadow Panther: Boosted agility and strength, claws plus the ability to generate darkness and see in the dark. Alexander Stark: Evil corporate robber baron. Inventive genius that allowed him to create a suit of powered armour. Sometimes leader of the society. Mothman: Able to shrink to the size of a moth or grow into a moth-like kaiju known as Behemoth. Communicates with and controls lepidoptera. Silver Slash: Scarlet Wizard's sister, able to run at superspeed and slash foes with her feline claws. Binary Star: Given powers when she acquired a gem from outer space, Carol Danvers-Ferris was turned into a flying zapper with super strength and forcefields in her villainous form. Carol can not remember the misdeeds of her alternate self when in her human form. Immorton: After accidentally throwing himself into the future, Immorton mastered futuristic technology and returned to the present to join the Society on an undercover mission to avert a catastrophe there, seeking to manipulate the villains of the society to save the mostly depopulated future. And dozens more!
  9. Funny freudian slip. “Elected officials have to do what’s popular, and sometimes not what’s right, and that’s a problem. That’s I think why people get nervous about Trump. He doesn’t do what’s popular or what’s right— or or I should should say he only does what’s right, I should say,” Habba said.
  10. Premillenialists equate the Anti-Christ with the un-named first horseman of the Apocalypse.
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    The Meldverse

    The Doom Foes consisted of: The Director: A paraplegic scientist who gained the power to attract and repel objects, allowing him to glide around on a hovering wheelchair and engage in combat. Negative X: A man who looks like a living X-Ray image of himself and can fly and shoot x-ray blasts. Aqua: A woman who can liquify and solidify her body, stretching her limbs and growing to giant size FMJ: A disembodied brain in a cyborg body built for him by Director. They were an effective team of superheroes until they broke up after the other members discovered that the Director had planned their exposure to the same energies that created the Freakish Four.
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