Lawnmower Boy

See? This is the kind of attitude some members of this board are going to have! Help, help, Simon, I'm going to be offended!

I've decided to get out ahead of the crowd by planning to not see the Lady Liberators movie. I can't believe that after introducing those characters, setting up the plot, selecting a cast, director and script, and beginning shooting, the movie will turn out to be such a joyless slog. I can't believe that the director will soon maybe quit! The one thing I'm not going to do is trash talk the board members who will say that they like what they're hearing when the rumours start. That would be wrong and beneath me and Simon will would have banned me if I did, so I won't. . . . . But, still. Aquaman sucks.

Some of those guys might want to think about seeing a mental health professional.

I know it's self-indulgent to quote myself, but holy poop emoji, Australia, RUN AWAY! Only not to the Middle East.

Run, Australia, run! If you can just make it to the Internet, we've got another Pineapple Express roaring through. There's enough rain for everyone! Oh, wait. It doesn't work that way. Sorry, never mind.

About what we've come to expect of American shooting. But the thought's there, and that's the main thing!

That being said, I think I'm only allowed to comment on Mr. Morrison over in the Politics Thread.

I don't know about down Seattle way, but it's been a pretty solid Pineapple Express. And as a bike commuter, I speak as a connoisseur. So, thanks, Hawai'i. Any time we can do you a solid.

Fish Guy. He's a Fish Guy. Why is this so complicated?

Canadian Thanksgiving was &etc blah blah passive aggressive felicitations and salutations. ... So. What about that amusing political person? Please. Talk amongst yourselves while I eat all the pie. (Because it's a race and I won by skipping Aunt Andrea's turkey, that's why. Now go argue about immigration with Great Uncle Al while I do vodka and Cool Whip shooters here on the kitchen floor.)

I'd share the ancient wisdom of my people, but what's in it for me . . . Damn it. Shared the ancient wisdom of my people again. Anyway, have a great, 100% Aquaman-free birthday. Hard to do in Seattle, I know.

That's wrong now? I gotta call my Mom and apologise.

Exactly! Safety shielding is a must! ( And so it was that Captain Only One Arm gained his remarkable friction powers.

Apology not accepted. I want my free Pogo-themed entertainment now, and am even willing to put up with talking to fish to get it. Okay, I notice a reaction, but no new installment. Hermit, Hermit. You seem like one of those guys who hasn't heard that you can sleep when you're dead. And the less you sleep whilst producing free Pogo-related entertainment, the sooner you'll die. So it all works out!

I like staycations. I really like them. Hey. It's 3. Maybe I should do something with the day --Nah, you're right, got the whole week for that.