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Reports are coming in https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/r-p-stan-lee-comic-184631256.html

Bears Kicker Hits Uprights Four Times; Chicago Fails to Appreciate His Incredible Achievement

This happened during our last performance. I'm one of the detectives (Actually, I'm the head detective of the CLE franchise) and we have this bit where we ask one of the audience members to reenact the crime for us. Unbeknownst to us at the time, the guy we picked was a bit of a [BLEEP] and probably drunk to boot. He gave himself a problematic name -- and he's proud of it. Usually if that's the case, the supervisor recommends we make them say their name and put the onus on them. But this twit really likes how uncomfortable his name sounds. Unfortunately for him, I'm a rapid-fire improviser. Him: I'm Testicle Steve! Know why they call me 'Testicle Steve'?! Me: 'Cause you're lacking the balls to use your real name? *mic drop* And the crowd goes wild...

Eh...it's been one of those months where football isn't important so much anymore. Also, hubby is more depressed about the Cavs.

Anecdote time! I work for a murder mystery dinner theatre troupe. And one of the bits we ask from the audience is for them to come up with aliases for themselves. The sheer number of people who think they're being clever by using "Ben Dover" is getting more than a wee bit tiring.

Toys 'R' Us is back for the holidays. Here's a full list of Toy Box locations

The woman is a friend of mine...

Salmonella Outbreak In Turkey Spreads To 35 States Just Before Thanksgiving

78-year-old man comes face-to-face with a bear, punches it in the face

This is the Woolsey fire approaching Malibu