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  1. 44 minutes ago, Old Man said:

     

    Favorite comment:  

    "Get outta here with your sensible, measured & informed response to rampant speculation.  This is THE INTERNET, g*******! Rampant speculation is what we do!!"

  2. On 1/11/2024 at 12:13 AM, Michael Hopcroft said:

    NT: Subtle signs the newly elected School Board of your child's district is out of their collective minds (besides them being on a Public School Board in the first place).

     

    They declare that members of the School Board must be made of wood. 

     

    Spoiler

    (School Board... get it?)

     

  3. We had a way-early TV video game where we had to put semi-transparent static-cling film overlays on the TV screen to represent the play area.  Can't remember whether that was Pong or something else.

     

    Edit:  Did a little research online, looks like it was the Magnavox Odyssey.  

  4. 5 hours ago, Stanley Teriaca said:

    How would you improve this villain?

     

    He has no Enhanced Senses, and no Movement powers.  I'd think at least Nightvision would be good to add, and some additional Running and Leaping.

     

    Personally, I'd put the two Aids and Healing into a Multipower, and then do an Aid to Running and Leaping as an additional slot.  I think you have to keep the Resistant Protection out of the Multipower because of the Continuing Charges, but I believe the others can work fine in there as-is.

     

    30 Hyde's Little Helpers:  Mutlipower 60 points, OIF (OIF, drug, -1/2), Gestures (-1/4), Charges (12, -1/4) [12 Charges]

    2f Hyde's Strength Increase Drug: Aid Fixed Effect Strength+30AP (Fades 5AP/Turn)(+0), Focus (OIF, drug, -1/2), Gestures (-1/4), Charges (3, -1 1/4) [3 Charges]

    2f Hyde's Haste Drug: Aid Fixed Effect Speed +30AP (Fades 5AP/Turn)(+0), Focus (OIF, drug, -1/2), Gestures (-1/4), Charges (3, -1 1/4) [3 Charges]

    2f Hyde's Healing Meditation: Healing 6d6, Simplified, Focus (OIF, drugs, -1/2), Gestures (-1/4), Charges (3, -1 1/2) [3 Charges]

    2f Hyde's Mobility Increase Drug: Aid Fixed Effect Running and Leaping +18AP (Fades 5AP/Turn)(+0), Expanded Effect (2 Powers)(+1/2), Focus (OIF, drugs, -1/2), Gestures (-1/4), Charges (3, -1 1/2) [3 Charges]

     

    This should save you 22 points overall.  With some of those points, and being a big fan of bad puns, I'd add another Illegal Medication:

    18 Hyde's Hide and Seek Drug: Invisibility to Sight and Smell / Taste Groups, No Fringe, Focus (OIF, drugs, -1/2), Gestures (-1/4), Charges (3 Continuing Charges Lasting 5 Minutes Each, -1/2) [3 Continuing Charges, 5 Minutes Duration]

     

    With the remaining points:

    Hyde's Better Eyesight Drug: Nightvision and Infrared Perception, Focus (OIF, drugs, -1/2), Gestures (-1/4), Charges (3 Continuing Charges Lasting 5 Minutes Each, -1/2) [3 Continuing Charges, 5 Minutes Duration]

     

    Edit to add:  Oops, I just saw the Running and Leaping in the Hyde Formula.  So omit that Mobility Increase drug, unless you want to really boost his mobility.  Or maybe give him an Aid to his Presence instead.

  5. 6 hours ago, death tribble said:

    Quarter of an hour in for Britain.

     

    So far so good.

     

    We just have to wait for the barbarians to join us

     

    6 hours ago, Pariah said:

     

    Wait, don't the French get the New Year before you do? 😁

     

    6 hours ago, death tribble said:

    You well know what I meant.....

     

    What has Iceland ever done to you?

  6. 17 hours ago, unclevlad said:

    The Maine Secretary of State rules that Trump does not qualify for the Presidential ballot, due to his role in the Jan. 6th events.  Turns out, it's how the Maine law works...it first has to go through the SoS's office, as the chief election officer for the state.

     

    This entire election is shaping up to be ugly, in ways that transcend the normal electoral politics. The entire structure of the election is going to be called into question, if Trump doesn't win...he'll assert the whole process was poisoned, if he's not on all the ballots.  And in any state if he's excluded?  Oh man...nightmare.  Alternate selection of electors, election challenges, potentially CONSTANT objection to seating delegates when the time comes to certify the delegates. Absolute chaos.

     

    Let's be honest here - if Trump was on every state's ballot, there were no ongoing criminal trials involving him, and he were to lose the 2024 election - there would still be alternate slates of electors, election challenges, CONSTANT objection to seating delegates when the time comes to certify the delegates, as well as CONSTANT baseless claims of a stolen election in the years following the election.

     

    As support to this claim, I submit as evidence:  the 2020 election and the last 3 years.

     

    When dealing with a toddler prone to tantrums, giving in is not the way to go.  You nip that **** in the bud.

  7. 2 hours ago, Ockham's Spoon said:

    After a particularly mild winter in small town, the place became infected with squirrels in the spring. Because the local churches had the best trees, the squirrels often congregated (pun intended) near them and this is what each church decided to do about the pesky animals.

    The Presbyterian church called a meeting to decide what to do about their squirrel infestation. After much prayer and consideration, they concluded that the squirrels were predestined to be there, and they shouldn’t interfere with God’s divine will.

    At the Baptist church the squirrels had taken an interest in the baptistery. The deacons met and decided to put a waterslide on the baptistery and let the squirrels drown themselves. The squirrels liked the slide and unfortunately, knew instinctively how to swim, so twice as many squirrels showed up the following week.

    The Lutheran church decided that they were not in a position to harm any of God’s creatures. So, they humanely trapped their squirrels and set them free near the Baptist church. Two weeks later the squirrels were back when the Baptists took down the waterslide.

    But the Catholic church came up with their own strategy. They baptized all the squirrels and made them members of the church. Now they only see them at Christmas and Easter.

     

    And the synagogue soon had no squirrel problem at all after the first bris. 

  8. On 12/4/2023 at 10:06 AM, Asperion said:

    NT: Santa Claus is on strike this year,  no one will get anything.  Who will take his place and how will they operate?

     

    DEATH.  He'll hook a pair of wild boars to a sled and ride around trying to restore faith in somebody called the Hogfather.

     

    NT:  Once he's done filling in for Santa Clause, what's Death going to do?

  9. A monastery has a rule where the junior monks must take a vow of silence, except for once a year when they may speak two words.

     

    After joining the monastery, one monk reaches the end of his first year and may speak his two words.  He says, "Bed's hard."

     

    A year later, when he can speak his two words, he says, "Oatmeal's cold."

     

    The next year, he says, "I quit" and walks out.

     

    The head monk (who's allowed to speak freely) says, "No surprise there.  He was always complaining."

  10. On 12/1/2023 at 12:48 AM, Pariah said:

    Not to brag or anything, but I made seven figures last year.

     

    I got fired from the toy factory. 

     

    1 hour ago, Bazza said:


    So Santa wasn’t happy? 

     

    Seven figures?  I'm guessing Santa wasn't grumpy, sleepy, sneezy, dopey, bashful, or Doc, either.

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