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    austenandrews got a reaction from Cancer in Longest Running Thread EVER   
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    I think we should factor in the WGAC Index. That stands for "Who Gives A Crap?" It uses the number of views a thread has to modify its number of replies. Based on my entirely unscientific observation, the average thread has roughly ten time the number of views as it does replies. So the WGAC Index is calculated by (views / replies * 10).
     
    Here are the WGAC Indices for the threads with the most replies:
     
    WAG1 .334
    WAG2 .304
    A&Q .657
    Q&A .589
    random about random .792
    WAG1.5 .286
    random 1.028
    catsuit 2.239
    opposites game .375
     
    You can see that the game threads suck for WGAC, and sex definitely sells. So if we multiply the total replies by the WGAC Index, here are the current thread champs with their modified size:
     
    WAG1 4834
    catsuit 2976
    WAG2 2400
    random about random 2260
    A&Q 2177
    Q&A 1736
    random 1524
    WAG1.5 530
    opposites game 440
     
    WAG1 still wins by virtue of sheer volume, but one Catsuit reply is worth almost seven WAG1 replies. Now we have a more realistic goal to which this thread can aspire, a possible methodology to calculate how well we're doing, and scientific proof that I've got way too much time on my hands this morning.
     
    -AA
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    austenandrews got a reaction from Threnody in Self Defeating Powers   
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    I prefer the term "elegant."
     
    Absorption, feeds itself
    Detect Visible Effects, based on Sight
    TK, Touch Only, Limited to STR, Cannot Add to STR
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    austenandrews got a reaction from L. Marcus in "Neat" Pictures   
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    "Don't worry, Jim, these waters are perfectly safe. Just stay right behind me and -- Jim?"
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    austenandrews reacted to RPMiller in "Neat" Pictures   
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    This is really crude as I'm swamped at work right now. This is a 15 minute photomanip so don't be too harsh on it.
     
    EDIT: I just noticed I left some of the ramp showing... Like I said it isn't perfect. I think the hug in the center of the picture would be a "good bye hug".
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    austenandrews got a reaction from L. Marcus in "Neat" Pictures   
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    "Major Callahan regrets smuggling that burrito to the space station."
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    austenandrews reacted to James Gillen in A Thread for Random Musings   
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    Things I Learned From Watching The Shield:
     
    #13- Glory holes and rat traps are a BAD combination.
     
    jg
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    austenandrews got a reaction from L. Marcus in A Thread for Random Musings   
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    I have enjoyed watching King Kong all my life. It became one of my all-time favorites when, as a teenager, I dozed in front of my b&w TV and woke to the angelic vision of Fay Wray.
     
    Tonight I'm catching a midnight show of the new three-hour version, even though I must get my kids off to school and myself off to work just a few hours after the credits roll. And all I can think about is how much Naomi Watts reminds me of Fay Wray.
     
    Who says you can never go back?
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    austenandrews reacted to Enforcer84 in Musings on Random Musings   
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    Well stop fiddling with it if it starts to bleed.
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    austenandrews got a reaction from Vanguard00 in A Thread for Random Musings   
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    15 years of marriage as of today, and happy for it. Unfortunately I look, sound and feel like death warmed over. The anniversary night out may not go so hot this year.
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    austenandrews got a reaction from AliceTheOwl in A Thread for Random Musings   
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    15 years of marriage as of today, and happy for it. Unfortunately I look, sound and feel like death warmed over. The anniversary night out may not go so hot this year.
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    austenandrews got a reaction from zornwil in A Thread for Random Musings   
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    Last night I dreamt that I exchanged double entendres with Goldie Hawn, Ruth Buzzi and Jo Anne Worley. Talk about a mental association out of left field!
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    austenandrews reacted to Cancer in What Are You Listening To Right Now?   
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    Whaddaya mean, "after"?
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    austenandrews got a reaction from Savinien in Longest Running Thread EVER   
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    Just a few daydreams for your enjoyment
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    Kate Dillon... Red and yummy
     

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    austenandrews got a reaction from Tim in Longest Running Thread EVER   
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    Watch the video diaries, if you're into that.
     
    http://www.kongisking.net/index.shtml
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    austenandrews got a reaction from L. Marcus in Longest Running Thread EVER   
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    I once owned a terrier who ate a whole box of Pop-Tarts. I'd never seen a dog literally bounce off the walls before.
     
    -AA
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    Zhang Ziyi
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    austenandrews got a reaction from Mentor in Longest Running Thread EVER   
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    All right, this calls for a pretty girl.
     
    -AA
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    austenandrews got a reaction from lemming in Longest Running Thread EVER   
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    Sticky bikini pictures? I'm not sure I like where this is going ...
     
    -AA
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