NestorDRod

Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group...
 

 

 
*blink* *blink*
 

 
I am so yoinking that line to use somewhere, somehow.
 
It's about as bad as the vampire referring to one of the NPCs as his personal "juice dispenser."

Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group...
 
At the risk of tooting my own horn, I had a brief flash of wit at our game last night.
 
We're starting a new game, playing low-level superheroes in a gritty street-level campaign. The PCs were invited to the funeral of a reclusive rich man and the reading of his will, wherein it's revealed the deceased was a retired superhero who fathered all of them.
 
Everybody's introducing themselves to each other, and it comes out my character's the only one without powers (I'm playing basically a Tony Stark / Bruce Wayne type without the angst).
 
One of the other characters, a Paris Hilton-clone with ice powers, commiserated with him, "Aw, poor baby! No superpowers for you!"
 
With a deadpan voice, I riposted, "Yeah, I guess I'll just have to console myself with being obscenely rich. It's such a burden to bear."

Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group...
 

 
Which reminds me of the most suggestive line uttered by a character in Star Wars:
 
"Pull out, Wedge! You're not doing any good back there!"
 

Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group...
 

 
My brain is worse. It tortures me by translating songs I hear on the radio as sung by other people.
 
I was driving to work one day and the radio started playing "Hotel California." For some God-forsaken reason, my brain started singing along in a William Shatner voice:
 
"There she stood... inthedoorway,
I hearrrrd... a mission bell.
And I was thinking... to myself,
This... could be heaven... orthiscouldbehell."
 
I nearly ran off the road.
 
Then there was the time Sean Connery started singing "I Can't Get No Satisfaction"...