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    CrosshairCollie got a reaction from L. Marcus in The cranky thread   
    Thanks for the sympathies.  I managed to duck any serious drama (I made it a point to 'get sleepy' just as she wanted to start watching the news), and overall we had a good time.  She's in remarkably good spirits, all things considered.
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    CrosshairCollie got a reaction from Old Man in The "Nice Happy" Thread   
    Today, some homophobic bastard called me one of Satan's Patriarchs, because I didn't agree that homosexuality was a sin.
     
    I took that as high praise and a sincere compliment.
     
    Edit:
    Holy crud, I'm almost up to 100 Twitter followers.  I feel famous!
  3. Like
    CrosshairCollie got a reaction from lemming in The "Nice Happy" Thread   
    Today, some homophobic bastard called me one of Satan's Patriarchs, because I didn't agree that homosexuality was a sin.
     
    I took that as high praise and a sincere compliment.
     
    Edit:
    Holy crud, I'm almost up to 100 Twitter followers.  I feel famous!
  4. Like
    CrosshairCollie got a reaction from L. Marcus in The "Nice Happy" Thread   
    Today, some homophobic bastard called me one of Satan's Patriarchs, because I didn't agree that homosexuality was a sin.
     
    I took that as high praise and a sincere compliment.
     
    Edit:
    Holy crud, I'm almost up to 100 Twitter followers.  I feel famous!
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    CrosshairCollie reacted to Tim in NGD Scenes from a Hat   
    Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat
     

    They work for Herd Thinners Inc.
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    CrosshairCollie got a reaction from concord in Quote of the Week from my gaming group...   
    Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group...
     
    "We fight for justice and HAVE NO PANTS!"
    -------------------------------------------------
    "Cool, I can summon beer!"
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    "We need to get Avalon (the Knight of Faerie) to learn some modern smacktalk. This 'blackguard' and 'cur' stuff isn't cutting it. You know, stuff like 'Thou momma art so fat ...'"
    ---------------------------------------------------
    (Brick holding a car over two prone VIPER Agents)
    "If you vanna see me unpimp dese agents, let me here you say 'vot'."
    Other PCs, in unison: "What!"
    *KRA-FUNCH*
    ---------------------------------------------------
    "So, was my research fruitful?"
    "Dude, why are you researching fruit?"
    *slap*
    -----------------------------------------------------
    "Pardon me, guys, I gotta go defrag my brain."
    ---------------------------------------------------
    "I want to move my sister into the base, where she'll be safer."
    (Table-Wide Stare)
    "What?"
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    CrosshairCollie got a reaction from Cenobite in Quote of the Week from my gaming group...   
    Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group...
     
    "We fight for justice and HAVE NO PANTS!"
    -------------------------------------------------
    "Cool, I can summon beer!"
    -------------------------------------------------
    "We need to get Avalon (the Knight of Faerie) to learn some modern smacktalk. This 'blackguard' and 'cur' stuff isn't cutting it. You know, stuff like 'Thou momma art so fat ...'"
    ---------------------------------------------------
    (Brick holding a car over two prone VIPER Agents)
    "If you vanna see me unpimp dese agents, let me here you say 'vot'."
    Other PCs, in unison: "What!"
    *KRA-FUNCH*
    ---------------------------------------------------
    "So, was my research fruitful?"
    "Dude, why are you researching fruit?"
    *slap*
    -----------------------------------------------------
    "Pardon me, guys, I gotta go defrag my brain."
    ---------------------------------------------------
    "I want to move my sister into the base, where she'll be safer."
    (Table-Wide Stare)
    "What?"
  8. Like
    CrosshairCollie got a reaction from Dr. Anomaly in Quote of the Week from my gaming group...   
    Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group...
     
    "We fight for justice and HAVE NO PANTS!"
    -------------------------------------------------
    "Cool, I can summon beer!"
    -------------------------------------------------
    "We need to get Avalon (the Knight of Faerie) to learn some modern smacktalk. This 'blackguard' and 'cur' stuff isn't cutting it. You know, stuff like 'Thou momma art so fat ...'"
    ---------------------------------------------------
    (Brick holding a car over two prone VIPER Agents)
    "If you vanna see me unpimp dese agents, let me here you say 'vot'."
    Other PCs, in unison: "What!"
    *KRA-FUNCH*
    ---------------------------------------------------
    "So, was my research fruitful?"
    "Dude, why are you researching fruit?"
    *slap*
    -----------------------------------------------------
    "Pardon me, guys, I gotta go defrag my brain."
    ---------------------------------------------------
    "I want to move my sister into the base, where she'll be safer."
    (Table-Wide Stare)
    "What?"
  9. Like
    CrosshairCollie got a reaction from hooligan x in Quote of the Week from my gaming group...   
    Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group...
     
    "We fight for justice and HAVE NO PANTS!"
    -------------------------------------------------
    "Cool, I can summon beer!"
    -------------------------------------------------
    "We need to get Avalon (the Knight of Faerie) to learn some modern smacktalk. This 'blackguard' and 'cur' stuff isn't cutting it. You know, stuff like 'Thou momma art so fat ...'"
    ---------------------------------------------------
    (Brick holding a car over two prone VIPER Agents)
    "If you vanna see me unpimp dese agents, let me here you say 'vot'."
    Other PCs, in unison: "What!"
    *KRA-FUNCH*
    ---------------------------------------------------
    "So, was my research fruitful?"
    "Dude, why are you researching fruit?"
    *slap*
    -----------------------------------------------------
    "Pardon me, guys, I gotta go defrag my brain."
    ---------------------------------------------------
    "I want to move my sister into the base, where she'll be safer."
    (Table-Wide Stare)
    "What?"
  10. Like
    CrosshairCollie got a reaction from Manic Typist in Quote of the Week from my gaming group...   
    Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group...
     
    "We fight for justice and HAVE NO PANTS!"
    -------------------------------------------------
    "Cool, I can summon beer!"
    -------------------------------------------------
    "We need to get Avalon (the Knight of Faerie) to learn some modern smacktalk. This 'blackguard' and 'cur' stuff isn't cutting it. You know, stuff like 'Thou momma art so fat ...'"
    ---------------------------------------------------
    (Brick holding a car over two prone VIPER Agents)
    "If you vanna see me unpimp dese agents, let me here you say 'vot'."
    Other PCs, in unison: "What!"
    *KRA-FUNCH*
    ---------------------------------------------------
    "So, was my research fruitful?"
    "Dude, why are you researching fruit?"
    *slap*
    -----------------------------------------------------
    "Pardon me, guys, I gotta go defrag my brain."
    ---------------------------------------------------
    "I want to move my sister into the base, where she'll be safer."
    (Table-Wide Stare)
    "What?"
  11. Like
    CrosshairCollie got a reaction from freakboy6117 in Quote of the Week from my gaming group...   
    Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group...
     
    "We fight for justice and HAVE NO PANTS!"
    -------------------------------------------------
    "Cool, I can summon beer!"
    -------------------------------------------------
    "We need to get Avalon (the Knight of Faerie) to learn some modern smacktalk. This 'blackguard' and 'cur' stuff isn't cutting it. You know, stuff like 'Thou momma art so fat ...'"
    ---------------------------------------------------
    (Brick holding a car over two prone VIPER Agents)
    "If you vanna see me unpimp dese agents, let me here you say 'vot'."
    Other PCs, in unison: "What!"
    *KRA-FUNCH*
    ---------------------------------------------------
    "So, was my research fruitful?"
    "Dude, why are you researching fruit?"
    *slap*
    -----------------------------------------------------
    "Pardon me, guys, I gotta go defrag my brain."
    ---------------------------------------------------
    "I want to move my sister into the base, where she'll be safer."
    (Table-Wide Stare)
    "What?"
  12. Like
    CrosshairCollie got a reaction from csyphrett in Quote of the Week from my gaming group...   
    Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group...
     
    "We fight for justice and HAVE NO PANTS!"
    -------------------------------------------------
    "Cool, I can summon beer!"
    -------------------------------------------------
    "We need to get Avalon (the Knight of Faerie) to learn some modern smacktalk. This 'blackguard' and 'cur' stuff isn't cutting it. You know, stuff like 'Thou momma art so fat ...'"
    ---------------------------------------------------
    (Brick holding a car over two prone VIPER Agents)
    "If you vanna see me unpimp dese agents, let me here you say 'vot'."
    Other PCs, in unison: "What!"
    *KRA-FUNCH*
    ---------------------------------------------------
    "So, was my research fruitful?"
    "Dude, why are you researching fruit?"
    *slap*
    -----------------------------------------------------
    "Pardon me, guys, I gotta go defrag my brain."
    ---------------------------------------------------
    "I want to move my sister into the base, where she'll be safer."
    (Table-Wide Stare)
    "What?"
  13. Like
    CrosshairCollie got a reaction from OddHat in Quote of the Week from my gaming group...   
    Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group...
     
    From the inaugural Pulp Hero game:
     
    "I'm certain there's a perfectly logical, rational, scientific explanation for this. However, that doesn't mean it doesn't scare the (urine) out of me, so I'm running away now."
     
    -------------------------------------------------------------------
     
    Nightsky (former WWI Pilot): "I knew a lot of lieutenants in the service who needed a pole-up-the-butt-ectomy. I just need to get you up in the plane, and we'll get it out of you."
    Edward "Surname stolen from Keith" Curtis: "If by 'it', you mean my urine, I'm certain that shall be the case."
    Nightsky: "So long as we're upside down, that works for me."
     
    ----------------------------------------------------------------------
     
    "We're evil Satanic supervillains, we've got to think big! WE MUST SACRIFICE THE VIRGIN ISLANDS!"
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    CrosshairCollie got a reaction from Susano in Quote of the Week from my gaming group...   
    Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group...
     
    Wound up being a character-brainstorming session since the GM didn't show up for his own game and didn't call and tell anybody, so nothing really juicy, but ...
     
    "It's character brainstorming. It's mental masturbation."
    "Mentalbation?"
    "I like it."
     
    "When you can snatch the Pentium chip from my hand, grasshopper ..."
     
    "You named my character's beast-forms Multipower 'When Animals Attack'?"
     
    "My guy owns a little dojo, with a nice, tranquil garden out back for meditation."
    "Hey, then animal-guy can wander in from time to time and whiz on the topiaries ... an easy way for you two to know each other!"
  15. Like
    CrosshairCollie got a reaction from ghost-angel in Quote of the Week from my gaming group...   
    Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group...
     
    Wound up being a character-brainstorming session since the GM didn't show up for his own game and didn't call and tell anybody, so nothing really juicy, but ...
     
    "It's character brainstorming. It's mental masturbation."
    "Mentalbation?"
    "I like it."
     
    "When you can snatch the Pentium chip from my hand, grasshopper ..."
     
    "You named my character's beast-forms Multipower 'When Animals Attack'?"
     
    "My guy owns a little dojo, with a nice, tranquil garden out back for meditation."
    "Hey, then animal-guy can wander in from time to time and whiz on the topiaries ... an easy way for you two to know each other!"
  16. Like
    CrosshairCollie got a reaction from Enforcer84 in Quote of the Week from my gaming group...   
    Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group...
     

     
    Huh ... I have no idea what HK-47 is ... I thought I was being original. Ah well.
     
    Anyway, one other one from the Pulp HERO game, though it was completely out-of-character and anachronistic (which is why I was hesitant to post it):
    "Wonder Twin Powers Activate! Form of, a CAN OF WHOOPASS!"
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    CrosshairCollie got a reaction from Basil in Quote of the Week from my gaming group...   
    Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group...
     
    From the inaugural Pulp Hero game:
     
    "I'm certain there's a perfectly logical, rational, scientific explanation for this. However, that doesn't mean it doesn't scare the (urine) out of me, so I'm running away now."
     
    -------------------------------------------------------------------
     
    Nightsky (former WWI Pilot): "I knew a lot of lieutenants in the service who needed a pole-up-the-butt-ectomy. I just need to get you up in the plane, and we'll get it out of you."
    Edward "Surname stolen from Keith" Curtis: "If by 'it', you mean my urine, I'm certain that shall be the case."
    Nightsky: "So long as we're upside down, that works for me."
     
    ----------------------------------------------------------------------
     
    "We're evil Satanic supervillains, we've got to think big! WE MUST SACRIFICE THE VIRGIN ISLANDS!"
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    CrosshairCollie got a reaction from TheTemplar in Quote of the Week from my gaming group...   
    Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group...
     
    From the inaugural Pulp Hero game:
     
    "I'm certain there's a perfectly logical, rational, scientific explanation for this. However, that doesn't mean it doesn't scare the (urine) out of me, so I'm running away now."
     
    -------------------------------------------------------------------
     
    Nightsky (former WWI Pilot): "I knew a lot of lieutenants in the service who needed a pole-up-the-butt-ectomy. I just need to get you up in the plane, and we'll get it out of you."
    Edward "Surname stolen from Keith" Curtis: "If by 'it', you mean my urine, I'm certain that shall be the case."
    Nightsky: "So long as we're upside down, that works for me."
     
    ----------------------------------------------------------------------
     
    "We're evil Satanic supervillains, we've got to think big! WE MUST SACRIFICE THE VIRGIN ISLANDS!"
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    CrosshairCollie got a reaction from Lethosos in Quote of the Week from my gaming group...   
    Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group...
     
    From the inaugural Pulp Hero game:
     
    "I'm certain there's a perfectly logical, rational, scientific explanation for this. However, that doesn't mean it doesn't scare the (urine) out of me, so I'm running away now."
     
    -------------------------------------------------------------------
     
    Nightsky (former WWI Pilot): "I knew a lot of lieutenants in the service who needed a pole-up-the-butt-ectomy. I just need to get you up in the plane, and we'll get it out of you."
    Edward "Surname stolen from Keith" Curtis: "If by 'it', you mean my urine, I'm certain that shall be the case."
    Nightsky: "So long as we're upside down, that works for me."
     
    ----------------------------------------------------------------------
     
    "We're evil Satanic supervillains, we've got to think big! WE MUST SACRIFICE THE VIRGIN ISLANDS!"
  20. Like
    CrosshairCollie got a reaction from Dr. Anomaly in Quote of the Week from my gaming group...   
    Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group...
     
    From the inaugural Pulp Hero game:
     
    "I'm certain there's a perfectly logical, rational, scientific explanation for this. However, that doesn't mean it doesn't scare the (urine) out of me, so I'm running away now."
     
    -------------------------------------------------------------------
     
    Nightsky (former WWI Pilot): "I knew a lot of lieutenants in the service who needed a pole-up-the-butt-ectomy. I just need to get you up in the plane, and we'll get it out of you."
    Edward "Surname stolen from Keith" Curtis: "If by 'it', you mean my urine, I'm certain that shall be the case."
    Nightsky: "So long as we're upside down, that works for me."
     
    ----------------------------------------------------------------------
     
    "We're evil Satanic supervillains, we've got to think big! WE MUST SACRIFICE THE VIRGIN ISLANDS!"
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    CrosshairCollie got a reaction from DEFCON Clown in Quote of the Week from my gaming group...   
    Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group...
     
    From the inaugural Pulp Hero game:
     
    "I'm certain there's a perfectly logical, rational, scientific explanation for this. However, that doesn't mean it doesn't scare the (urine) out of me, so I'm running away now."
     
    -------------------------------------------------------------------
     
    Nightsky (former WWI Pilot): "I knew a lot of lieutenants in the service who needed a pole-up-the-butt-ectomy. I just need to get you up in the plane, and we'll get it out of you."
    Edward "Surname stolen from Keith" Curtis: "If by 'it', you mean my urine, I'm certain that shall be the case."
    Nightsky: "So long as we're upside down, that works for me."
     
    ----------------------------------------------------------------------
     
    "We're evil Satanic supervillains, we've got to think big! WE MUST SACRIFICE THE VIRGIN ISLANDS!"
  22. Like
    CrosshairCollie got a reaction from garou in Quote of the Week from my gaming group...   
    Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group...
     
    From the inaugural Pulp Hero game:
     
    "I'm certain there's a perfectly logical, rational, scientific explanation for this. However, that doesn't mean it doesn't scare the (urine) out of me, so I'm running away now."
     
    -------------------------------------------------------------------
     
    Nightsky (former WWI Pilot): "I knew a lot of lieutenants in the service who needed a pole-up-the-butt-ectomy. I just need to get you up in the plane, and we'll get it out of you."
    Edward "Surname stolen from Keith" Curtis: "If by 'it', you mean my urine, I'm certain that shall be the case."
    Nightsky: "So long as we're upside down, that works for me."
     
    ----------------------------------------------------------------------
     
    "We're evil Satanic supervillains, we've got to think big! WE MUST SACRIFICE THE VIRGIN ISLANDS!"
  23. Like
    CrosshairCollie got a reaction from James Gillen in Quote of the Week from my gaming group...   
    Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group...
     
    From the inaugural Pulp Hero game:
     
    "I'm certain there's a perfectly logical, rational, scientific explanation for this. However, that doesn't mean it doesn't scare the (urine) out of me, so I'm running away now."
     
    -------------------------------------------------------------------
     
    Nightsky (former WWI Pilot): "I knew a lot of lieutenants in the service who needed a pole-up-the-butt-ectomy. I just need to get you up in the plane, and we'll get it out of you."
    Edward "Surname stolen from Keith" Curtis: "If by 'it', you mean my urine, I'm certain that shall be the case."
    Nightsky: "So long as we're upside down, that works for me."
     
    ----------------------------------------------------------------------
     
    "We're evil Satanic supervillains, we've got to think big! WE MUST SACRIFICE THE VIRGIN ISLANDS!"
  24. Like
    CrosshairCollie reacted to Susano in Quote of the Week from my gaming group...   
    Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group...
     
    Today we had the first run of a new Champions campaign.
     
    The cast consists of:
     
    Zindika, who is an insect shamen
    The Mighty Golias, who is basically a pint-sized Hercules
    Polymer, who has stretching powers
    Force Majure, who is basically Ultra-Boy
     
    *Zindika arrives*
    Golias (OOC): With your dashiki and little hat.
    Force (OOC): What? He's Marion Barry?
    Zindika (OOC): Well, without the drug addiction and 100 lbs. lighter.
     
    Force (OOC): Golias has no Secret ID does he?
    Golias (OOC): Oh, hell no!
     
    Zindika: Hello, I am Zindika. (Repeated over and over)
     
    Force: You can surrender now or we're gonna have Golias talk you to death.
     
    Force: Maybe if we punch (the supervillain) to the outside (of the building), we can claim they came in this way? (Force's plan on how to explain all the property damage.)
     
    Reaction to hearing Polymer's SFX for his entangle: "I bukkake for justice!"
     
    (Please don't ask what bukkake is....)
  25. Like
    CrosshairCollie got a reaction from death tribble in Quote of the Week from my gaming group...   
    Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group...
     
    "There's a sumptuous divan in the center of the room, and -- I'm going to spell this because I KNOW YOU GUYS -- a six-foot H-O-O-K-A-H in the corner."
     
    The Paladin: "At the risk of sounding dirty, I'm going to lay hands on myself."
     
    The Paladin, again: "Well, since I don't have time to use my Detect Evil ability, I'm just going to cast the free-action version,Assume Evil and charge the bandit leader."
     
    "For the third game session in a row, you get a bad guy down to 1 Hit Point and he gets to stay there for three rounds. I'm not sure if this warrants a 'way to go', but ... way to go."
     
    Illumian Artificer: "I suggest you seek cover, [The Paladin] is about to do something stupid."
    Halfling NPC: "I know. I saw the holy symbol."
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