Howard t. Duck

Re: Utility Belt MP

Re: Musings on Random Musings

Re: Musings on Random Musings Apparently. lol You were running for NGD President, right?

Re: Musings on Random Musings That name's kind of familiar. Thanks.

Re: Musings on Random Musings How the hell do you guys remember me? I've never posted much and I haven't been on since last April. I checked. You're obviously not drinking enough if you have that good a memory.

Re: Musings on Random Musings The name is kind of familiar, but the avatar certainly isn't. lol

Re: Musings on Random Musings You do? Good memory!

Re: A Thread for Random Musings After nearly a year, I think my schedule has calmed down enough to allow me some "me" time. It's about damn time, I can tell you that!

Re: Musings on Random Musings Highway 212 on the Boring sign. Apparently, 212 is the area code for New York City. I'm back. I think. Not that anyone knows me well enough to care. lol

Q: What's the common lament of parents of teenagers? A: Ted Drewes, toasted ravioli and a keg of Budweiser.

I love my Pop-Up Killer.

Q: What did they try to use on you for your prostate exam? A: I didn't know a Stradivarius could do that!

Q. I feel like I'm being followed. Is there someone behind me? A. You can't just put a baby there!

Q: What do you get when you kiss your neighbor's wife? A: The NFL, Jackie Chan and Katie Holmes.

Q. Who's trying to find out who Minnie Mouse has been sleeping with? A. The NBA.