RJB Posted May 4, 2011 Report Share Posted May 4, 2011 So he's dead, right? That should make it ok to mock him. So why didnt we take him alive? Here are some possible reasons: 1 Osama was a bad-ass fighting machine with horns, fangs, and a pact with the devil that gave him 1000 lives. Luckily, the Seals brought 1001 bullets. (whew!) 2 He was about to launch the Osamatron! No time to be delicate here! 3 Osama was marrying the daughter of one of the Seals without asking daddy's permission! (Big no-no!) 4 Kill Turu! Kill! Oh wait. That's Jonny Quest. Still it would have been fun to feed him to a pterasaur. 5 The ghosts of a 1000 victims visted the team leader and said ' You wouldn't let us down, would you?' And by golly he didn't! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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