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Kill a black man and very little happens until people are in the streets rioting. Deflate some footballs, raise some eyebrows of the talking heads on ESPN, and there is a full-fledged investigation for a game that doesn't fucking matter in the grand scheme of things.My dad was a cop (among other things) so I'm not against cops in general, just bad ones and we need to be more diligent in weeding out the bad ones and punishing those cops who break the law just as much if not more than we wou...
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Rejected superhero idea: The Blue Streak: after finding an ancient talisman in his grandparents' attic, Jacob Jacmiov discovers that the can run very fast but only while cursing out loud.
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A thought has occurred to me that could be funny or terrifying, depending on your perspective: the US Army trusted me with live ammo. LOL/shudder
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So I'm at work, having a blast (LOL, j/k). I put my iPhone in my shirt pocket. After a few minutes, I hear "Click! Whir!" coming from that pocket. So I now have pictures of the inside of my shirt pocket if anyone wants them.
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I just had a dream that I was being chased around by Ted Knight ("The Mary Tyler Moore Show," Caddy Shack, "Too Close For Comfort"... yes, *that* Ted Knight) wielding a bloody machete. I'm confused: should I be terrified or should I be laughing?
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Nothing like going through your desk drawer and finding timesheets dating back to 2006. Organization: I don't haz it.
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I'm beginning to think that, at work at least, no matter what I do, it's wrong. I also think that those who think I have a bad attitude should check their own.
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Am I the only person who narrates in their head what they're doing as if they are reading to themselves the great American Novel that is their life?"Tom surreptitiously reached into his pocket and pulled out his iPhone. He called up the Facebook app and began to type, his thumbs flying over the touchscreen..."I am?All righty, then...
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My current experiment (or current insanity, depending on how you look at it) is almost ready for prime time. I need people to put it through its paces, though, so I'm looking for volunteers. Are you man or woman enough to do it? Follow the link to the experiment and beat the ever-loving snot out of it, please.http://blog.ridingtohellinahandbasket.com
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I have always said this in reference to spiders: nukem from orbit; it's the only way to be sure. My friends and family think that I'm overreacting: I think they're just not taking the spider threat seriously enough. #themoreyouknow #spidersthreatormenace
