Seanaci

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A: Wright writes the right rite.

Q: What's with all the rite, right, write, Wright's?

A: Someone is a little crazy today.

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A: It's a little too late to do the Wright thing' date=' now.[/quote']

 

Q: What is the Wright thing then?

 

A: Planes, trains, and automobiles.

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A: It's a little too late to do the Wright thing now.

Q: For the love of God...can't we all just get along?

A: Kraft Mac and Cheese

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A: Oh.

Q: Well that was just anti-climactic, wasn't it?

A: It's never too late for loving.

Re: The cranky thread

Grrr...don't wanna be at work today...the only thing that's keeping me here is that I get a paycheck in a few hours. I'd rather be at home...or driving to Kingman to surprise a particular man in my life. BLEH! So many things I'd rather be doing.

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A: Shave and a haircut: two nicks.

Q: How many men does it take to deliver a baby?

A: 3 bears and a fox.

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Q: If I gave you a million dollars, would you spoon with 'Bec, live on national TV?

 

A: Male Odor Bride

Q: What is the worst pun in the world?

A: 3 dwarves and an elf.

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Q) So, how did you end up in dishwasher land?

 

 

A) Abso-frickin-lutely!

Q: Which way to the west gate?

A: NEVER!

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Q: How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

A: 42.

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A: Winning isn't everything' date=' but losing sucks.[/quote']

 

Q: How do you kill two brids with one stone?

 

A: Sam and Frodo.

Re: Longest Running Thread EVER

Woot!

This is my kind of thread...helping a cause. And I support it 150%!