Ura-Maru

Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group...
 
From last weeks D&D game . . .
 
GM Recap: “And Nyther was all ‘Oh, my hair is getting singed! Also, my flesh is charring.’â€
 
Much later: “Are there any bookcases here that look like they’d be good for throwing in lava?â€
 
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Italics indicate a mocking/girly voice, for the record

Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group...
 
“As you like to say, Champions taught you “With great power, comes great desire to USE that power.â€
“No, Champions taught us that if you throw a helicopter into the lobby of a bank during rush hour, there’ll be civilian casualties.â€
“That too.â€
 
 
From last weeks D&D game:
 
Me: “I use my breath weapon on it for . . . 18 damage, lightning.â€
GM: “Ok. Make an intelligence check.â€
Me: “Please don’t tell me that electricity heals it.â€
GM: “Ah . . . you can voluntarily fail the check it if you want.â€
 
 
GM (Different, a post-apoc): “The bush seems to be reaching out for you with it’s branches. Make a listen check.â€
Me: “Ah, six. I don’t hear the guys sneaking up behind me while I’m entranced by the tentacle bush.â€
GM: “Ah . . . dammit.â€
 
I use my metagaming powers only for good, I assure you . . .
 
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From another game with the same group:
GM: “You, know, you’re STILL a gamer. The fact that you carry a gun and can take people down and throw them in jail can’t change the fact that you’re a D&D geek.â€
Player: (Mournfully) “No, it’s all because I’m short . . .â€
 
Admittedly, that was kind of a weird tangent . . .

Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group...
 
“As you like to say, Champions taught you “With great power, comes great desire to USE that power.â€
“No, Champions taught us that if you throw a helicopter into the lobby of a bank during rush hour, there’ll be civilian casualties.â€
“That too.â€
 
 
From last weeks D&D game:
 
Me: “I use my breath weapon on it for . . . 18 damage, lightning.â€
GM: “Ok. Make an intelligence check.â€
Me: “Please don’t tell me that electricity heals it.â€
GM: “Ah . . . you can voluntarily fail the check it if you want.â€
 
 
GM (Different, a post-apoc): “The bush seems to be reaching out for you with it’s branches. Make a listen check.â€
Me: “Ah, six. I don’t hear the guys sneaking up behind me while I’m entranced by the tentacle bush.â€
GM: “Ah . . . dammit.â€
 
I use my metagaming powers only for good, I assure you . . .
 
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From another game with the same group:
GM: “You, know, you’re STILL a gamer. The fact that you carry a gun and can take people down and throw them in jail can’t change the fact that you’re a D&D geek.â€
Player: (Mournfully) “No, it’s all because I’m short . . .â€
 
Admittedly, that was kind of a weird tangent . . .