When a game is moveing slowly from too much non game related talking, or if there is a lot of roleplaying going on and no fighting, I will often as I joke say something like.
"Come on people this is Rollplaying, I haven't rolled any dice in the past hour, lets kill something" of course in jest.
There was a time where the running gag was to toss the attack dice [3d6, or d20] on the table as the GM is about to speak and say, "I hit him!"
We've all had encounters with players whose attitudes were not much removed from this, so we made fun like good nerds do.
One fellow was noting that his character never got a chance to actually converse with any of the NPC's as they would get butchered by the other PC's before he would get a chance. He figured a typical encounter would go like
"Hi I'm.... Covered in your blood" [wipes hands on shirt followed by looking at the other players with disapointment]
Lumbering Ox got a reaction from Samuraiko in Quote of the Week from my gaming group...
