EvilDrPuma

Re: The Non Sequitor Thread

It would be nice if someone TOLD me the language lab was being used for testing more than an hour and a half before my class.

Re: The Non Sequitor Thread

Lovely. I seem to have delivered that 70-minute lecture with an open fly.

I live in mortal fear of that happening.

Re: The Non Sequitor Thread

The signs being held up most often in front of the cameras after the debate (in no particular order):

1. Obama/Biden 2012

2. Romney/Ryan 2012

3. Hi Mom!

Oddly enough, the fourth most common sign is "Silence must fall when the question is asked."

Re: "Neat" Pictures

Who says lightning never strikes twice in the same place?

Re: "Neat" Pictures

Elder Elemental Eye' date=' anyone?[/quote']

 

Sauron needs Visine.

Re: "Neat" Pictures

didn't end as badly as it could have...

(spoilered for animation)

 

 

I was almost expecting something like this.

Re: A Thread for Random Videos

Please' date=' please tell me that she is not serious.[/quote']

 

I think she is serious. Seriously dumb, that is.

Re: "Neat" Pictures

"You've never heard of the Millennium Falcon? She's the bottle opener that made the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs."

Re: "Neat" Pictures

Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! Oh, I've gone and done it now...

Re: And now, for your daily dose of cute...

"Hey' date=' mister, you got a Coca-Cola?"[/quote']

 

Real polar bears drink Pepsi.

Re: And now, for your daily dose of cute...

Cute now but it may not end well.

...for the gazelle, specifically.

Re: A Thread for Random Videos

I thought this would be a spoof of Ferris Bueller's Day Off!

Starring Ben Stein as Nick Fury.

"Coulson? Coulson? Coulson?"

Re: Today's Dumb Criminal Story ...

Re: The cranky thread

My arterial access didn't clot properly today. While driving home, it started bleeding. The passenger seat of my car now looks like someone got stabbed in it.

 

I tried to clean it, but the upholstery is cloth ... that's not coming out.

Ugggh. Sorry to hear it.

Re: A Thread for Random Videos

Re: "Neat" Pictures

Sure' date=' they'll bite your head off. But the make-up sex is fantastic![/quote']

 

Or would be, if it didn't come before they bite your head off.

Re: "Neat" Pictures

Somehow I doubt the site comes with the missile in place...

Too bad. We could have built one of these.

Re: "Neat" Pictures

Suddenly, I feel Munchkin-sized.

 

Do you represent the Lollipop Guild, or are you some kind of strike-breaking Munchkin scab?

Re: The "Nice Happy" Thread

I may have done some good today. Went to the supermarket and there were people collecting for a food bank. So after getting myself some groceries and Avenger Assemble on DVD I got some stuff for the food bank which was roughly a third of my total spend. True I get the points at the Supermarket but I got milk' date=' tinned meat, tinned vegetables, tinned fruit, instant mash, pasta and UHT milk for the bank. And the people collecting were happy.[/quote']

 

Good indeed. Have some rep.

Re: "Neat" Pictures

You had to remind me of that song. Thank you very much. Now what will I have to do to forget it again?

Don't play this, for one thing.

Re: "Neat" Pictures

Multi-player games in real-time with participants on every continent: Easy.

 

Flying cars in everyone's garage: Bloody impossible.

I'm kinda grateful for that. I know plenty of people who can't drive well in two dimensions.

Re: The cranky thread

That sucks. Does your school have a strong anti-plagiarism policy?

I think it's pretty strict. ESL students get a break, though, because of the possibility of cultural misunderstandings: for the first offense, they get a zero on the assignment and a stern warning, but it doesn't go on the permanent record. After that, they're at the tender mercies of the College of Liberal Arts and Sciences.

Re: The cranky thread

Great, now I have to bust two students for separate instances of plagiarism. I hate having to lay down the law.

Re: "Neat" Pictures

Next' date=' someone will say they'll invent *phones* you can put in your pocket. Without wires even. (*scoff*)[/quote']

 

What rubbish.

Re: And now, for your daily dose of cute...

"Cats love it!"

This claim is based either on a very unusual definition of "love" or a very unusual definition of "cats."