Uber

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Q: What do you get when you cross the Teletubbies and Rambo?

Q: Where do we want to send Barney?

A: Look! Up in the sky! It's a Bird!?! It's a Plane?!? It's got no parachute?

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NT: Other unusual uses for nitroglycerin

"New Improved Pop-Rocks"

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Lots of pie.

NT: Excuses not to shovel the new 8 inches of snow

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12 Ninja Waffles and a gallon of fire

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The Death of Achillies in 14 parts.

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A: Captain Jack Sparrow had Dragon for lunch

Q: Well No Professor Gilbert. I don't know where he went to? LAst I saw him he and Diablo were going fishing

A:Stuck on the bottom of Batmans Shoe.

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Master, I present you with the brain of Reed Richards!

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NT: How would Lobo handle the bunch of @#$!! high school kids who just trick-or-treated my house without bothering to put costumes?

Make them have a crossover with Ambush Bug

NT: Creative ways to get rid of that leftover Halloween candy

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Q: What are we waiting for???? The Bathroom is out of order and I have a full bladder.

A: I thought it was a rabid Pumpkin.

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Iron Man

NT: What does Wonder Woman dress up as for Holloween?

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Blazing Saddles

The White Women, Last I knew they were all drinking on the beach and then going to go stay over at Uncle Jebs House.

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Captain Crotch Kicker. He only has one move, and it dosen;'t sit too well with the public.

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A: Reign of Fire in the Sky

Q: What does George Bush dream about every night.

A: Last I knew.....the Zebras were the only ones who had it.

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Lazy American Pig-Dogs!!!! They Can't Think like a Ruthless Terrorist!!! Their Tight Pants and Clean Bodies interfere!

NT: Reasons why Terrorists get kicked out of Terrorist training camps.

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A: Roget's Thesaurus

Q: What did they find when George Bush went in for Surgery.

A: Look out Man! That thin has teeth!

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The Metal Electrified ones work well.

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A: It's just a movie, after all.

Q: What argument did the Committee use to try to unsuccessfully pursuade the vote against the Nobel prize for Al Gore.

A: 6 Goats, 2 Yaks, 17 Paper Bags and a Bottle of Jack Daniels.

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A: Comedy Central Presents

Q: Where will the next President come from?

A: A four foot goiter.

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Get a new Doorknocker!

NT: As King, who would you Knight first, and why?

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A: You let the sun go down!

Q: Helios, what happened when you lost a wheel on your chariot?

A: My God! That came out of your Sister.

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NT: You're on a date with Jean Grey and she keeps dying and coming back to life in the middle of dinner; what do you say to try to lighten the mood.

Maybe there is a light at the end of a different tunnel?....wanna find out?

NT: The other person in the dream that was, much to your annoyance, interrupted when your alarm clock went off this morning.

There just aren't enough Smiles over here on the side to explain what is going on.

NT: The other person who was in your nightmare that woke you up in the middle of the night.

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1) Castratetrix- The blade weilding Warrior

2) The Menopause Kid - Prematurely aged and Peeved off about it

3) Monkey Girl - Some people are into that poo-flinging thing..not me

4) Sgt. S.T.D. - Well...would you take her?

5) The Cat - Every 28 days the howling drives me nuts!!!

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A: Puerile humor.

Q: What does Dick Cheney use to defend George Bushs Bathroom habits.

A: A little blue car over by the sanitary napkin.

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Preparation H....it's not just for Hemmorroids anymore

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A: It was done by vorporilizing.

Q: How did you get the Vick's Va-po-Rub on Draculas Chest?

A: What is that Humming sound?