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Re: What Are You Listening To Right Now?

A Spaceman came Calling -Chris de Burgh

Re: Answers & Questions

A: Opiates are the faith of the people.

Q: What is the name of the new Rolling Stones Album?

A: When your toupee moves.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat

Brainiac Twenty-Toe

NT: Things to do with your toes on a rainy day

Re: Answers & Questions

[A: Kevin Federline was awarded custody over Britney Spears

Q: How do you know that there is a God?

A: Nails, Nuns, and a can of Coke.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat

Our Frozen Specialty, Turd on a stick, is very good tonight! How many may I bring???

NT: Signs that your meal might have not been fully cooked.

Re: Answers & Questions

A: It's just another sign that the Apocalypse is upon us.

Q: Does anybody know why the the HAmster just exploded?

A: Red, blue, green, and a bologna sandwich.

Re: Answers & Questions

A: C'mon, what's a little cannibalism among friends? Err...

Q: What did Captain Maggot say to Dead Man.

A: I never knew you were a bleeder!

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat

OK Super-Spies here is your set-up. The year is 1945 and you are in Hiroshima Japan...

NT: Signs that there may be a traitor in your party.

Re: Answers & Questions

A: You go ahead and awaken the Dark God. I'll just go make coffee. he's gonna need some.

Q: Want to call Cthulhu?

A: I can't believe it splattered like that.

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Q: What did Forrest Gump say to Lt. Dan after he found out he had been "With" Jenny.

A: Stand or die.

A: I think it moved

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat

Algea man

Re: Answers & Questions

Q: What did you have for breakfast after the party?

A: Rubber pants

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat

OH CRAP---NO you didn't MATH IS HARD

The 2/3 Green Club

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NT: Wonder Womans secret Dreams

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat

Psybolt--you forgot the new topic

NT: Wonder Womans secret Dreams

Re: Answers & Questions

A: Pirates of the Bathtub

Q: What my wife calls it when the children poop during bath time

A: forty midgets and a case of turtle wax

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat

The Tick......just think about it.

NT: Other names that could have been used for the Fantastic Four

Re: Answers & Questions

A: The rifles say you are

Q: Why do you think I'm going through the door first?

A: Dutch Elm Disease

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat

The streroid scandal will take it's toll on the mascots

NT: Mascots you waould like to see?

Re: Answers & Questions

A:Wolverine impaled Dr. Evil with a pitchfork

Q: Why did the drink of water flow out onto the floor?

A: Vultures and carnivorous snails.

Re: Answers & Questions

A: I think so, but you'll have to paint all the hamsters this time.

Q:Honey.....will you have time to de-tick the Aardvaark?

A: Mucous the Madman did it.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat

Flounder--THe Musical

NT: Title Songs from movies that never made the big screen

Re: What Are You Listening To Right Now?

Sugar Nipples-The other White Meat

Re: Answers & Questions

Q: What did Hulk say when he went to New Orleans

A: that really itches.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat

Walking Toasters

 

NT: What the Cylons call the Battlestar Galactica people behinfd their backs

Meat Puppet

Re: Answers & Questions

Q:The illegetimate triplets that George Bush never new he had

A: Cellulite as deep as moon craters.