MilkmanDan

Originally posted by Mightybec

Does anyone remember Styx? Him and and a guy called Stone faught Spidey one time. This guy basically got off when he touched things and killed them. Anyways, a bag of grain fell on him somehow, and because he killed millions of grain seeds, he basically messed his pants and just sat there in extasy while Spidey captured him. If your main power incapacitates you when it works, you need to find a new job.

 

Mightybec

I thought that was a group of villains. Had sonic powers, caused some form of horrific nausea. Had a flirtation with robotics at one point. Summoned a gathering of angels, once threatened Miss America, terrible stuff like that.

They were EVIL.

Dear Quark,

I am a successful villainous overlord. My minions both fear and respect me, and tremble at my presence. I have crushed all the puny so-called "heroes" who have attempted to assault my impenetrable fortress. Entire nations quake in fear at a mere utterance of my voice, and none dare stand and oppose me when I show myself. Yet, somehow, I just don't feel fresh. What do you suggest?

Re: Re: Brrrr

Originally posted by MisterVimes

I don't think I'd be very afraid of a guy named Weapon Zed who said "Eh" a lot...

*snikt*

"Look out! He's got claws!"

"No wait, they're made out of bacon!"

Re: Costumes in RL

Originally posted by Mutant for Hire

Thoughts of the soon to be out Daredevil movie drew me to this question.

 

What characters in the Champions Universe would pass the cosplay test? That is, what costumes would not look ridiculous if they were worn by someone in real world.

Every single costume would look ridiculous. Grond's a four-armed green guy in underwear. Terrifying, but ridiculous. You can't wear spandex or a mask in public without looking like a deviant. Well, I suppose most female supers would look just dandy dancing up on a stage considering the wonderbra-esque soft porn they're drawn as.

Originally posted by Mightybec

Dear QUARK,

 

I'd like to rule the world someday, but my only superpower is the ability to turn any liquid into a high quality beer. I tried to recriut a bunch of guys from the local college as henchmen, but it wasn't long before someone puked on my couch and shaved my cat. Then there was a time I had sailors as henchmen. That time I lost my girlfriend and I got a bloody nose. Am I doing something wrong?

 

Thank You,

Samuel Adams

Tragically, I have the opposite problem. My only superpower is the ability to turn any high quality beer into, er, another liquid.